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Author Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey  (Read 22476 times)

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 06:43:01 AM »

He is but a shadow of his former self, doomed to walk the earth naked, with hate in his heart, forever barred from the Halls of Mandos.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 06:44:59 AM »

He is but a shadow of his former self, doomed to walk the earth naked, with hate in his heart, forever barred from the Halls of Mandos.

That's what he gets for playing a banjo during the Ainulindalë
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 06:27:40 PM »

 :lol: :facepalm:
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2009, 07:19:50 AM »

Scott got an article linked on Digg of the top 5 games trying to sell you pizza.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2009, 09:45:54 PM »

Scott got an article linked on Digg of the top 5 games trying to sell you pizza.
Fuck you, I was just about to post this.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2009, 09:59:56 PM »

Oh, so that's what the hell my old shopped ad used to say.  I think.

My best guess until now was "Take this pizza.  Scarf it down with all of your hunger.  Then your failure will be complete."
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 10:01:24 PM »

Oh, so that's what the hell my old shopped ad used to say.  I think.

My best guess until now was "Take this pizza.  Scarf it down with all of your hunger.  Then your failure will be complete."

Sounds like somebody owes you a pizza.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 01:51:06 AM »

At first I was like, "Sharkey never comes here anymore."

Then I was all, "Sharkey never came here anyway."

And then everyone copied me and I realized how unoriginal that bit actually is.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 04:47:32 AM »

sharkey will come here in like 2 years to reveal he's slept with parish's girlfriend and convince thad and doom to change forums yet again this time to a geocities site

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 04:55:51 AM »

then he'll sleep with the moon
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 05:09:53 AM »

I know there are many on these forums who don't believe in Sharkey, and I once was one of them. It's not like there's a lot of evidence he ever existed, except for some texts that for all we know might not even have been written by him. But there are signs, you know, there are signs for those who have faith. Not signs you can explain, mind you. It's a feeling in your gut, in your soul, that he's out there somewhere, and that he'll be back one day.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 06:55:27 AM »

I considered him a myth until early last summer when I played Virtua Fighter 4 with him and EmaWii in the 1up.com office.

Ray Barnholdt looked at me and the guy I was with like, "Who the fuck are these guys, and why is Sharkey bringing them in here?"
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 07:12:55 AM »

There is an idea of a Scott Sharkey; some kind of digital abstraction. But there is no real Sharkey: only an entity, something electronically illusory. And though he can flaunt his cold gaze, and you can digg his blog and see carny born flesh and maybe you even sense that your lifestyles are probably comparable... He is simply Parish, on a binge, with a wig.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2009, 08:05:09 AM »

You know, I DID ask about Parish that day, and I never saw him...

:mystery:
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2009, 09:00:26 AM »

then he'll sleep with the moon

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2009, 09:44:24 AM »

 :perfect:
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2009, 10:16:20 AM »

 :victory:
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2009, 05:55:27 AM »

Sharkey's been inhaling some marker fumes again:

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/26598
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2009, 06:22:16 AM »

I think there might have been a minute more of content there, but I don't know if it would be worth the extra thirty minutes of editing and two hours of drawing+drafting to make it work properly.

It is also hard to tell which stick figure is meant to be you. Maybe you need an icon more than just glasses. Perhaps a funny hat? That might help. That said, try not to choke on your own bile when you're inevitably compared to that filthy racist.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2009, 06:25:44 AM »

Perhaps giving yourself hair like the old forum header bar.
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