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Author Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey  (Read 24875 times)

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2009, 07:42:10 PM »

How often has "Everybody has a little ________ inside us, which is good, because if we had a big ________ inside us, we'd explode" been used anyway?
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #61 on: October 22, 2009, 08:13:11 PM »

If we're willing to be flexible with our pronouns, I may have used it once or twice. :nyoro~n:

A nice and entertaining rant. However there's something that makes it stand out from its predecessors. Not sure what it is yet. My first guess is that the ending seemed somehow forced or failed to tie in with the rest of the rant. As a climax/denouement it feels forced or rushed.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #62 on: October 23, 2009, 01:41:21 PM »

Good videos, hope to see more.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2009, 02:12:33 PM »

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2009, 02:27:08 PM »

It's probably systemic.  I visited one of Sharkey's article pages and tried clicking on some of the "recent contributors" and ran into the same issue.  Same for any given user from Browse 1UP Users.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #65 on: November 10, 2009, 11:26:02 PM »

Sharkey reviews League of Legends: Clash of Fates.

Hey Sharkey, let us know if you get stuck reviewing Heroes of Newerth, we'll get you on Vent and give you some pointers.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2009, 02:59:51 AM »

Yeah, and I just got around to Left 4 Dead 2. Go me, I suppose. Way to get to review a game that might actually deserve to be a big sort of deal. I can't help liking it when that happens, even if I feel like a pussy for it. I guess it's a more rewarding challenge to try to champion the little buggers that deserve more than they'll get, or to tear down the cynical cash grabs for the crap they are. But every once in a while you get something fairly high profile that deserves to be where it is, and you can just say, well, that's alright. I can just let this one roll to where it's going.

And yeah, still doing this shit. Which I fucking love, by the way. Can't help feeling that it should be better every damn time I try, but so far I'm enjoying the attempts. I ain't looking for any cocksucking from this direction, but I kind of take it as a higher compliment when I can still manage to entertain you assholes. Except for Kazz, who can get fucked until he bleeds out.

Just kidding. I love you, Kazz. Especially if you kill yourself. That'd be awesome.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #67 on: November 17, 2009, 03:30:03 AM »

everybody wants me dead but nobody bothers to kill me themselves.  i have to do everything
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2009, 06:20:15 AM »

Meh.  Effort.

edit:  Nice intro on the whiteboard.  Just about nostalgia'd off my chair.  Keep 'em comin'.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #69 on: November 17, 2009, 08:25:07 AM »

Philosophy and funny pictures.  Makes for an interesting four minute break.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #70 on: November 17, 2009, 11:29:55 AM »

Pretty spot-on, I'd say. Beyond the simple visceral kicks you get straight chucking a tractor trailer at Some Dude, the simulated world is a fair one. I think "power fantasy" holds truer than you'd think - here you are in complete control of the world, you can accomplish great things through sheer effort alone.

All you must do is grit your teeth and look really cool over and over until all your problems have been decapitated in a fucking sweet 360-degree bullet-time pan.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2009, 11:34:24 AM »

And don't forget that you often get approval of women in the game. More often then not it's smash a wall, punch a dude, then the women all get on their knees.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2009, 01:42:54 PM »

Oh good, for a while there I thought he got completely sick of us.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2009, 02:11:29 PM »

Oh good, for a while there I thought he got completely sick of us.
He did.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #74 on: November 17, 2009, 02:30:32 PM »

To Sharkey, the forums are sort of like what Jesus is to low intensity religious people.  They don't go see what he's been up to lately very often, but it's just nice knowing he's there.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #75 on: November 17, 2009, 02:37:12 PM »

We're a happy little ant farm on his desk.  Sometimes he taps on the glass.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #76 on: November 17, 2009, 02:51:36 PM »

Guys, look for the Game Night for 1up.com for New Super Mario Brothers Wii.

Sharkey loves being a dick to all the ladies. (that includes ray barnholdt) :suave:

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27049 Aha!  Two parts, as well.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2009, 02:57:53 PM »

Yeah, that game night was pretty enjoyable. Toads be hatin'.


I may have said this before, but I'll say it again: 1up Whiteboard: Kayma really fucking likes it.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #78 on: November 17, 2009, 04:09:19 PM »

We're a happy little ant farm on his desk.  Sometimes he taps on the glass.

"Imaginary people living in his computer" I believe is his own words..
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #79 on: November 17, 2009, 04:30:04 PM »

Yeah, I remember this one time Sharkey said something and then MMmmmphh mmmmppph oh sssssuckin' a dick Mmmmph mmmmphh!

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