Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey (Read 34029 times)

Kazz · « **on:** April 15, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

Hey, Sharkey wrote this.

Demigod doesn't work.

I did not know anybody still used the term "warez."

I always pronounced it "wahr-ezz."

...

This has been, Talkin' About Sharkey. Thank you and goodnight.

Niku · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:13:23 PM »

MORE LIKE TALKIN' ABOUT DEMIGOD:

that's a shame. I was interested in seeing how DOTA You Pay Money For ended up being.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:18:18 PM »

Wow, 1up's banner ads suck.

The article about the broken game is good, funny.

Arc · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Sharkoid

Interestingly, at least part of the problem seems to be the fact that people have been stealing the hell out of the game over the weekend.

This sounds like a job for OnLive!

Quick, to the OnMobile!

Cyan Prime · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:29:17 PM »

This really fails compared to what use to be on his site. Also I don't see the humor.

Kazz · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:42:36 PM »

it wasn't actually funny. Nor do I think it was really intended to be. just a news post.

i don't really know what else he's up to, cause I hate 95% of that site.

really I just started this thread because, hey, we don't ever talk about Sharkey.

he wrote this blog update recently. Who's heard of this?

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:47:03 PM »

I read Freeloader. I tried Hero's Arms. But I didn't retain interest long enough to see whether it was any good. I think I am turning into a goldfish.

Kayma · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:54:21 PM »

I played Hero's Arms for an hour or so at work the other day. Not bad, but lacks polish and needs less repetitive music. Interesting mix of Zelda + Zelda 2 systems, but not interesting enough. Will likely not play again.

Guild · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2009, 10:00:18 PM »

i like cyanprime. he can stay forever.

playing that flash game now... i hope i can save somehow

Cyan Prime · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »

This just in: Hero's Arms is boring.

Brentai · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2009, 10:54:18 PM »

Yeah, I just tried it, and pretty much wandered around aimlessly until enough fuckers hit me with rocks to kill me. Maybe you have to play a while to get to the good content but it's pretty sad when you can't top a game made for vore fetishests.

VARPG2 is actually sort of good though.

Kazz · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2009, 10:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Third Strongest Brentai on April 15, 2009, 10:54:18 PM

it's pretty sad when you can't top a game made for vore fetishests.

What are you talking about? Kirby is a classic.

Brentai · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:02:28 PM »

OH GOD HE'S STEALING MAH HAT

YES

YES

Guild · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:26:13 PM »

I just got the axe, and [spoiler]for some reason it travels further if you throw it diagonally. The key to beating those pale fuckers in the first dungeon (?) with about 200 hp that walk slowly toward you is to throw the axe and run from it, letting it whack them each five or so times as it sails back to you.

First boss, thought he was a joke then he tentacle raped me; Stand close and just whack, but the second he stops taking damage go down a bit and right or left a bit to avoid the tentacle or icebeam. Didn't have to use the dungeon item on him. That was refreshing enough to propel me to find the second dungeon.

I'm now convinced that half this game's length is due to the slow walking speed of the main. I spam magic whenever I get it just to move a bit faster for a while.[/spoiler]

Edit: I found the spoilers tag. It was <spoiler>! How obvious!

Norondor · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Guild on April 15, 2009, 11:26:13 PM

I just got the axe, and [spoiler]for some reason it travels further if you throw it diagonally. The key to beating those pale fuckers in the first dungeon (?) with about 200 hp that walk slowly toward you is to throw the axe and run from it, letting it whack them each five or so times as it sails back to you.[/spoiler]

Alternately, pull out your sword and hit them with it until they die.

Sharkey · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »

Don't talk about me.

Norondor · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:16:37 AM »

Actually i had kind of been wondering if something awful had happened, since you hadn't make an appearance here for some months. Not like you dying or anything but more like someone here (myself?) being a big enough retard that you had forsaken your own message boards for all time.

Kazz · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:57:34 AM »

Well, we aren't very interesting.

Mongrel · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Sharkey on April 17, 2009, 12:52:26 AM

Don't talk about me.

That cat Sharkey is a baaaaaaaaaad mutha-

SHUT CHO MOUF!

But we're talkin' 'bout Sharkey!

Then we can dig it.

Detonator · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:34:06 AM »

Quote from: Sharkey on April 17, 2009, 12:52:26 AM

Don't talk about me.

Your name is in the url. That's all I have to go on.

Who are you again?

News:

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