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Commands:

Climb over the debris.
- 2 (12.5%)
Search the motoscooter.
- 5 (31.3%)
Interrogate Titus.
- 2 (12.5%)
Moxie Lite. Unleash The Nite!™®
- 7 (43.8%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: April 22, 2009, 07:33:22 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite  (Read 1533 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« on: April 20, 2009, 07:32:18 PM »



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The Following Chapter Is Brought To You By Moxie Lite. Lite’n Up Your Life!™®

Elected Command: Search for signs of Sister Mister’s whereabouts.

The questions are endless.

The dead soldier. Why was that poor sap knocked out?

The fried parchment. What had it foretold?

Gonzo. Still alive?

The big galoot. Had he been stung?

The jelly devil. Tasty?

And most importantly, Sister Mister. Where had she disappeared to?

Chaotically crumbled, the smoldering rubble measures too high to allow for a clear view of the ratty kitchen, or what remains. The haphazard brick walls of Bar Nun have wholly imploded, fully blockading the adjacent alley ways. Neighboring establishments sport scorch marks, but are otherwise undamaged.

Standing, Sammy calmly steps over to the Punky Princess motoscooter. Still propped against the dilapidated doorframe, the vehicle appears no more battered than before.

A smattering of gawkers ghoulishly gather, yet Sammy rejects their unsophisticated stares. While weighing the numerous dangers of scaling the hellish debris, he detects the familiar clanging of Tiny Titus, carefully clamoring forward.

“Oi sir, where’d be Miss Sis? She a’ight?” chirps Titus.

“Beat it, Tetanus.” dismisses Sammy, referencing the street urchin’s rusty prosthetic legs, concocted from bed springs and iron barrel hoops.

“Oi sir, why ‘adn’t our noble fire brigades sooth’d ‘dis seethin’ ignition?” questions Titus.

“The Family ain’t interestin’ in stoppin’ what they start.” grunts Sammy. Peering over, he's greeted by Titus offering a pristine bottle of cool, refreshing Moxie Lite.

"Brewed with pure mountain spring water. Moxie Lite, King of Beverages.” states Sammy, before chugging down the bottle. “Revitalizin'. Rejuvenatin'. Relentless. Make it Moxie Lite. Thanks, kid.”

Commands:

   1. Climb over the debris.
   2. Search the motoscooter.
   3. Interrogate Titus.
   4. Moxie Lite. Unleash The Nite!™®

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 07:37:45 PM »

Is it gross that I actually like Moxie (on occasion)?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 07:40:11 PM »

Not at all. I just sorta assumed this whole message board was just a Moxie fan club.

Make mine 4.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 07:46:53 PM »

As much as I love Moxie, I'm going with 2.


Also, nice alliteration :3
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 07:47:45 PM »

Burn the witch.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 07:56:25 PM »

:doit: Yes. Unleash... The Nite.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 03:46:41 AM »

4. 2. because it might still have the keys in it.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 08:03:05 PM »

After hours of upgrading programs, downgrading codecs, and a host of other fanciful frivolities... Audio added.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 17 - Make It Moxie Lite
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 07:46:33 PM »

Elected Command: Moxie Lite. Unleash The Nite!™®
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