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Poll

Commands:

Yoink! from motoscooter.
- 4 (26.7%)
Stop ‘n Yoink!
- 1 (6.7%)
Ride on, ride on.
- 4 (26.7%)
Return to Sammy.
- 6 (40%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: April 30, 2009, 07:33:04 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine  (Read 1975 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« on: April 27, 2009, 07:54:27 PM »



http://www.votemayor.com/?p=309

Elected Command: Bonk! + Yoink!

“Oi sir, look ‘ere!” exclaims Titus, sharpening his finger towards the muggy sky.

“Huh?” mutters Sammy, head titling upward. Clasping the dinged bat with both malnourished hands, Tiny Titus deftly swings the club behind his scruffy head; ready to swing without prejudice onto Sammy’s enticing noggin.

A blink before the dastardly deed, Titus freezes. Sammy has bent his head further back; now face to perpendicularly opposite face with the poised street urchin.

“What’cha doin’, oh vertically challenged pal ‘o mine?” coolly asks Sammy, poker faced.

“BON-“ cries out Titus, thrust swiftly interrupted by Sammy’s physically superior grasp embracing the club’s handle. Unflinching, Titus reactively releases his weakened hold upon the dinged bat, sending Sammy into an unexpected balancing act.

Opportunistically, Titus shifts, placing his left prosthetic leg cleanly upon the inexpensive seat cushion. Countering the identifiable perplexed Sammy, Titus sportingly rises, violently spinning his right thigh into Sammy’s drooping jawline.

Further twirling, Titus expertly shifts his weight alongside the continued momentum, connecting his right iron prosthetic into Sammy’s awaiting spinal column. Limply, Sammy rolls onto the alleyway’s dew soaked cobble brick. Forcefully plopping back down, Titus leans fully forward, commandeering the Punky Princess’s smudged handle bars.

“Yoink!” blurts out Titus, speedily accelerating the battered motoscooter toward the elevated route. He cannot certainly determine, but he believes he may be hearing Sammy’s distinctive laughter, before being promptly drowned out by the Princess’s chugging engine and ever increasing distance.

The exhilarating rush of a newly minted score folds over the guttersnipe’s mind. Commie Mafioso no longer in view, an equalizing calm assures Titus, devilish smile drawn. Thoughts racing, he centers on the imposing yet profitable orders given to him not hours before, now accomplished with flawless aplomb.

His final task, to return with prized revelation in hand, lay pristine before him. Yet…

Speeding into view, a mountain of a man adorned with a top hat, accompanying that old geezer, Uncle Gonzo.

Surely, one more job this morning couldn’t hurt?

Commands:

   1. Yoink! from motoscooter.
   2. Stop ‘n Yoink!
   3. Ride on, ride on.
   4. Return to Sammy.

Voting ends in 48 hours.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 08:06:59 PM »

:OoO: I was not expecting to write this.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 08:53:41 PM »

Sometimes that is a good thing.

NOT THIS TIME, YOU JERKS.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 10:15:29 PM »

To those reading, but not voting, this is the future that refused to change.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 10:59:27 PM »

no see they just all loved BRAT KID better than good ol' sammy.

;_;
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 07:00:29 AM »

Soon, I'll be forced to write of his younger brattier sister, and their even younger toddler brother. Between the three, they'll have to bring down a team of monocle-equipped, hedge-fund investing burglars invading their new foster home.

He's bad. She's worse. No bib? No crib? No problem.

This summer, attitude has a mission.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 05:10:06 PM »

Audio added.

Too sluggish of a delivery for my tastes.

84 views... 6 votes.

I'll be extending voting by 24 hours, but it's clear now that I'll have to alter the delivery method of these entries in some fashion.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 05:33:16 PM »

voted.  viewed eight times..   :nyoro~n:
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 06:06:50 PM »

I don't really like that outcome. But if it's a bunch of choices I don't care for, might as well do it in style! 1 ho!
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 07:22:52 PM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 07:24:17 PM »

voted.




viewed eight times..



Hypocritically, I've twice viewed The Ends recently without voting.

Must be a G thang.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 07:25:17 PM »

I just voted, and I dunno how I feel about any of the possible choices :T
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 07:28:07 PM »

You could return to Sammy! And apologize!

Everything would go back to normal, no questions asked, with the two continuing on their journey of hunting exotic animals to become The Very Best.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 20 - Pal 'O Mine
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 07:48:11 PM »

Elected Command: Return to Sammy.
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