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Commands:

Follow The Mayor inside.
- 1 (6.3%)
Smack Titus awake.
- 1 (6.3%)
Salvage the Punky Princess.
- 4 (25%)
MYSTERY ACTION.
- 10 (62.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: May 08, 2009, 08:04:31 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More  (Read 2030 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« on: May 06, 2009, 08:03:54 PM »



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Elected Command: Cry.

Try as he might, the unkempt child of unknown years succumbs to the visceral pain and confusion that now overwhelm his remaining senses.

Titus begins to cry.

Tears flood freely from his bulbous eye, thick mucus congesting his already troubled airways. Murmuring, the saline fluids flow, further obscuring the remainder of his already compromised vision.

Before sputtering out utterances of mercy, he faintly hears the pleading shouts of a familiar Mafioso in the alley’s distance.

Huffing, the worse for wear Sammy clamors onto the scene. Practically falling to his scuffed knees in justifiable exhaustion, he hovers over the now unconscious gamin.

“Ah, Sammy, how favorably fortunate. Your impoverished and inadequate organs managed to withstand those flickering flames.” quips The Mayor.

The young man examines Titus’s faint pulse, beads of sweat covering his own forehead. Sammy regretfully recalls Sister Mister gleefully educating on remedial practices learned from The Order, dispersed between her games of drink and blades.

Turning, Sammy witnesses the vacant stare of the upright Uncle Gonzo as The Mayor examines his modern pair of scale covered boots; dense mustache unquestionably blotted with thin gobs of the Povertoid jelly.

“I wished not to sully my modern fittings on such an urchin, but no matter. Gonzo, our gentlemanly compatriot, appears to possess open tabs with every establishment in sight.” proclaims The Mayor, still admiring the razor sharp toes.

“You gobbled up my bosses’ key to regaining sanity, fled, went window shopping, and knocked out a vital resource to finding my dear friend.” deadpans Sammy.

“And brought a sense of humility to the squalid residents along the way. A productive morning, no doubt.” boasts The Mayor, neck cracking.

Sammy responds by gently closing his eyes, and placing his dirtied face into the palm of his free hand.

“My, my. Those insufficient lungs of yours beseech the soothing comforts of a fine smoke. Stay here, The Uncle and I shall fetch a quality roll.” offers The Mayor, commandeering Uncle Gonzo toward Stan Still’s Savory Smokery ‘N Smokes.

Discerning beyond the now peacefully sleeping, snot covered Titus, Sammy is alerted to the Punky Princess abundantly leaking fuel across the way.

Commands:

   1. Follow The Mayor inside.
   2. Smack Titus awake.
   3. Salvage the Punky Princess.
   4. MYSTERY ACTION.

Voting ends in 48 hours.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 08:09:33 PM »

How can you not vote for MYSTERY ACTION?
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 08:20:32 PM »

Finally transcribing The Mayor's bastard tendencies was keen.

MYSTERY ACTION comes with a free frogurt, naturally.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 09:00:28 PM »

Good enough for me.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 09:03:19 PM »

Seems like a no-brainer to me.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 09:52:32 PM »

The frogurt causes an anomaly in the thoracic duct circumventing even anatomic delineation to dictate management.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 11:22:45 PM »

You mean it's spiked.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 12:21:05 AM »

:OoO: We've just discovered this world's equivalent to the Invincibility Star.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »

There's basically no way you cannot vote for MYSTERY ACTION. I mean, come on. Wolfy could be surrounded by a thousand Faceless, with a rope ladder being extended from a rescue helicopter, Nicole waiting in said copter, arms outstretched, and the choices would be:

1. Climb the ladder.

2. MYSTERY ACTION.

and you'd have to vote 2. I mean, come on.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 12:26:25 AM »

Anything less than forming into an Altered Beast, wrecking Demon Chaos on the hordes during the Final Fight would be unsatisfactory, bankrupt, and Double Dragon.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2009, 05:31:20 AM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 06:08:56 AM »

STUPIIID! YOU SO STUPIIID!

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 06:09:36 PM »

Audio added.

Was rushed; somehow comes off as laaazy. Huh.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 22 - Cry Some More
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 07:20:07 PM »

Elected Command: Mystery Action.
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