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Commands:

RUN AWAAAY!
- 1 (9.1%)
Alert The Mayor.
- 6 (54.5%)
Drag Titus to safety.
- 2 (18.2%)
Ignite the Punky Princess.
- 2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: May 11, 2009, 07:23:00 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK  (Read 2399 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« on: May 09, 2009, 07:22:21 PM »

http://www.votemayor.com/?p=378

Elected Command: MYSTERY ACTION.

The Mayor swiftly ushers the near cationic Uncle Gonzo into the lonesome smokery.

A bubble of nasal mucus expands and retracts as the sleeping Tiny Titus curls up.

Combustible fuel from the Punky Princess foully drips onto the cobble brick.

Sammy decides that the time has come.

The time for action.

Sammy… Picks his teeth.

A trivial mob of scrowpions pass overhead, hacking up their signature mating coughs.

HONK HONNNK.

Without a glance, Sammy recognizes the sound instantaneously.

An intimidating horn, evolved from ages of unchecked collective ownership, and merciless predatory instincts.

Barreling down the sloped alleyway, its enormous frame pitilessly shreds apart the walls of second-hand storefronts and barricaded fire exits alike.

Cast iron placoid scales. Oil soaked serrated teeth. Oscillating dorsal fin.

It shows no signs of slowing down.

It appears primed to devour.

The SharkBus cometh.




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   1. RUN AWAAAY!
   2. Alert The Mayor.
   3. Drag Titus to safety.
   4. Ignite the Punky Princess.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 07:44:28 PM »

MYSTERY ACTION
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 07:53:31 PM »

Oh yeah, link to audio for chapter 22 fixed.

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 08:17:45 PM »

Did you make up the Shark bus?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 08:20:54 PM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 09:06:10 PM »

That's hilarious and awesome.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »

And that is why Nature keeps winning.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »

But can Nature withstand the Sharks that it spawned, or will the Sharks turn on their mother like robot AI on the idiotic human creators who plugged it into the entire nuclear stockpile?
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 11:17:16 PM »

I suppose it's a question of whether or not Sharks are capable of devouring the entire universe.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 11:17:42 PM »

Which is an entirely valid question.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2009, 12:55:57 AM »

Alert the Mayor.  If he's going to get my vote, then he needs to show that he's good for more than dragging Gonzo hither and tither.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2009, 01:41:01 AM »

On the other hand, he's not proven himself good for anything more than dragging Gonzo hither and thither.

My kingdom for a BONK! command on this one.  Sometimes you need to stand in front of a speeding carnivorous bus and hit it with a bat.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2009, 06:39:42 AM »

No action's success rate is 100%, but I'm not placing 'Attempt to' in front of each command either.

Can you run fast enough? Can you alert The Mayor in time? Can Titus be dragged away quickly enough? Will the Punky Princess ignite? All factors to factorly factor, and hopefully lead to superior choices.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2009, 06:42:01 AM »

The Mayor's success(and popularity) rate is 100%, so you know, I will attempt to warn him.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2009, 05:03:42 PM »

Not - at - all - accurate - to - the - fish - kind audio added.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 05:16:52 PM »



Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 23 - HONK HONNNK
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 07:26:33 PM »

Elected Command: Alert The Mayor.
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