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Poll

Commands:

“Public transport!”
- 4 (28.6%)
“Big game!”
- 10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: May 13, 2009, 07:30:16 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 24 - Killer Instinct  (Read 1149 times)

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The Mayor - Chapter 24 - Killer Instinct
« on: May 11, 2009, 07:29:40 PM »



http://www.votemayor.com/?p=389

Elected Command: Alert The Mayor.

HONK HONNNK.

“Only one way to stop dat decker monsta.” exclaims Sammy, thinking aloud. Erratically stumbling, the young man focuses the remainder of his drained energies toward the solitary smokery entrance.

HONK HONNNK.

The grumbling horn grows closer, gilled wheels effortlessly shredding cobble brick.

“Yo, Mayooo-“ shouts Sammy, twiggish arms rising for the grimy door handles, only to be brutally smacked back. Gracelessly collapsing, Sammy grasps his now sprained wrists, tongue bit. Gathered in the now swung open doorway, The Mayor squints, a husky trio of lit cheroots perched upon his lip.

“Ah, Sammy. The groveling look does not suit you.” obliviously proclaims The Mayor. Tongue sharply numb, Sammy vehemently responds by furiously kicking in the direction of the fishy transport.

“What specimen of beast be this?” inquires The Mayor, neglecting Sammy’s disorderly wallowing.

“…Shark-k. B-bus!” spits out the billowing young man.

“Bus? For what purpose does such a creature serve?” further queries The Mayor.

HONK HONNNK.

Plowing ahead, the carnivorous contraption centers on the unconscious Titus.

Commands:

   1. “Public transport!”
   2. “Big game!”

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 24 - Killer Instinct
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 07:34:06 PM »

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Come on.  It'll be really funny.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 24 - Killer Instinct
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 05:42:06 PM »

Audio addedededed.

Buffering gone wonky on streaming.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 24 - Killer Instinct
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 07:40:15 PM »

Elected Command: “Big game!”
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