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Author Topic: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure  (Read 1955 times)

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Zach

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Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« on: March 18, 2009, 11:12:29 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK7Tqqvmkbw

Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure drips with gentlemanly class. Every chortle of his makes me feel like I am in more august company.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 04:51:55 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK7Tqqvmkbw

Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure drips with gentlemanly class. Every chortle of his makes me feel like I am in more august company.

I just played this game at work today, it's Tetris Attack mixed in with a good-but not Mario-great platformer. It looks nice but I rather have a real platformer.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 12:05:19 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK7Tqqvmkbw

Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure drips with gentlemanly class. Every chortle of his makes me feel like I am in more august company.
That was awesome and you should feel awesome. Also that robot looked like Robo from Chrono Trigger.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 10:35:37 PM »

I just played this game at work today, it's Tetris Attack mixed in with a good-but not Mario-great platformer. It looks nice but I rather have a real platformer.

I'm on world two now. After fighting the ghost widow and her robotic wedding cake, you get a pair of golden trousers that allow you to climb walls. What I'm saying is that the personality has won me over. Even constantly switching into Tetris Attack mode is a minor annoyance compared to the fast-paced bits where rocking the blocks really matters.

If each world unlocks a new set of ways to interact with the environment, I'll be pretty happy with the platforming aspects.

That was awesome and you should feel awesome.

Thank you, citizen. I think that I will.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 07:28:24 AM »

My friends, I regret to inform you all that you've let the greatest game of the year all time slip you by. This game is not about blood guts and gore like your Halo and Resident Evils. This game doesn't have great stonking tits, strippers or pig cops like your Duke Nukems! Nay my friends! THIS ISN'T YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH MINDLESS GRINDING! Faced with these many gaming choices, surely, no one would blame you for not realizing your mistake in NOT choosing this wonderful game!

I present to you...




This action adventure platforming side-scroller has gone MADMAX MAD in trying, and succeeding, at being a block puzzle game. You move across Mario style on the upper screen while combating you slow witted dullness on the lower screen. Wipe away that drool sir/madam, I'm not done yet! Completing puzzles on the lower screen gives you power ups, health bonus' and unlockables to your stalwart and swashbuckling hero, HENRY HATSWORTH! [spoiler]You can get a giant robot. How fucking cool is that shit.[/spoiler]

Your hero is the #1 adventurer in The Pompous Adventurer's Club! [spoiler]No, they don't rape little boys. Sorry Lyrai.[/spoiler] As you make your through the game, you'll be faced with such cold villain's as...


LANCE BANSON! You could get lost in that dreamy, creamy chin of his. Or those rippling pectorals. But fear not, for he will not use his gigantic penis abs to crush your worthless skull! Nay. Lance Banson need not stoop to such tomfoolery, for he is a lover! [spoiler]Gratz to you Friday, LD, Buge, Lyrai, Rico.[/spoiler]  :suave: He uses the power of singing to win his duels of manliness.

But not all the villains are such hotties. There are those who would oppose Henry within his own organization. Holding the #2 spot within the Pompous Adventure's club is...



Leopold Charles Anthony Weasleby the 3rd! This diminutive little cock sucker will stop at nothing to ensure Henry's failure and secure his own position as #1!

You've been warned my friends! GAME OF THE YEAR ALL TIME!




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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 07:55:55 AM »

I was thinking about getting this, perhaps I shall.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 08:58:11 AM »

oh hey this came out?
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 06:03:53 PM »

Coincidentally, I got this today. I enjoy it. I like how, when you enter the giant robot mode, the motion blur in the background is a Union Jack.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 06:06:43 PM »

I am considering taking my birthday money down to Gamestop, trading in my DS for a DSi, jamming my R4 into it and downloading this game.

It looks like it was MADE for me.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 06:07:46 PM »

That looks fun, I may have to pick it up.  I have some birfday money unspent.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 12:21:32 AM »

Hrrmph hmm hmm, quite!
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 05:30:14 PM »

I am considering taking my birthday money down to Gamestop, trading in my DS for a DSi, jamming my R4 into it and downloading this game.

I don't think that R4 will work in a DSi.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 05:47:45 PM »

I am considering taking my birthday money down to Gamestop, trading in my DS for a DSi, jamming my R4 into it and downloading this game.

I don't think that R4 will work in a DSi.

I can confirm that it will not.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 05:51:07 PM »

Well, crud. Now I have to ship my DS off to Nintendo so I can get the shoulder buttons fixed so I can pirate Nintendo software.  :perfect:
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 06:03:20 PM »

You..

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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 08:54:28 PM »

... or did he fix mine?

After playing further, I feel confident in saying that the platforming aspects are fleshed out and challenging enough. Mr. Hatsworth does get an ability upgrade after every world, keeping the gameplay fresh.

I can see how the constant switching into the puzzle could bother people, but it's usually not that bad. It's a valuable source of power-ups and ways to spice up the boss battles.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 08:13:50 PM »

Rrrrgh. The Captain is the most bullshit boss I have encountered in anything in a long time. I have been stuck on him for weeks. Fuck this boss and his stupid cheap attacks and his excessive hit detection and his elephantiasis of the life bar. Fuck this game. Going right back to the store, it is.
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 09:04:21 PM »

Is he full of piss and stuns?
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 09:11:37 PM »

I have it, its rather fun, and time consuming and you'll get lost in playing, thinking to yourself "Did I eat today...?"
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Re: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2009, 10:31:39 PM »

The world 5 levels are kinda brutal.
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