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Author Topic: Vampires Vs Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon  (Read 38330 times)

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Vampires Vs Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« on: April 07, 2008, 10:51:08 AM »

Dracula sat on his throne, leg crossed over the other, glass in hand, musing on whatever it is a lord of his type would muse upon.

Olrox walked into the chamber and knelt.

"WHAT IS A MAN!?" said Dracula, throwing his glass at Olrox.

Olrox, who was used to such outbursts, was unfazed. "Sir," he began.

"Sir, the minions are revolting."

Dracula smiled. "Tell me something I don't know."

Olrox, who had heard this joke a million times before, was unfazed. "Sir, they want a new dental plan. They claim the current one is just a long list of vampire puns."

"Well, it is just a long list of IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND I WAS ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH! I WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS WHO WISHED TO PAY ME TRIBUTE!"

"What should we do, sire?"

"Just send in the Medusa Heads to knock em into spikes for a bit. That always seems to work against the Belmonts far more effectively than Balls of Living Hellfire and the ilk."

"Sir, I don't think you understand. I'm your only loyal servant left. Even Death is out there, trying to get himself offed."

"Death? But he's my best PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS..."

"Nonetheless."

"Fine. God, this is what I get for hiring monsters from the second circle of hell. But it's just that the seventh circle is so expensive. Anyway, we'll turn everyone into a vampire. That way they'll HAVE to be loyal to me."

"That's not all. Ortega is also attempting to wrest control away from you and take Castlevania into his own hands."

"Ortega... Ortega... hmmm. I don't see an Ortega on my minions list."

"He got retconned, I think."

"Ah. Right. Anyway, we'll kill his ass BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR!"

"It gets worse. Julius is here, as well as a bunch of no good good guys who are taking advantage of the revolt to steal all the meat in your walls."

"WELL MET MY SON!"

"Yeah Alucard is here too. Also, everyone is in disguise. We'll have to be, too, in order to sort this mess out."

And thus, the Dance begins...
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 10:55:25 AM »

DENTAL PLAN.

Maria needs new braces!

DENTAL PLAN.

Maria needs new braces!

DENTAL PLAN.

Maria needs new braces!

DENTAL PLAN.

Maria needs new braces!
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 11:09:21 AM »

Day 1

(All players begin the day with 5 gold unless otherwise stated, and gain one gold per day.)

There are 25 players patrolling the halls of Castlevania.

1. Classic - Zombie
2. Zara – Vampire Bat
3. LaserBeing – Axe Knight
4. Romo - Renon
5. McFrugal – Red Skeleton
6. Ted Belmont – Merman
7. Bongo Bill – Minotaur
8. Lady Duke – Harpy
9. Cait – Medusa Head
10. Influenza Enema – Mummy
11. Kazz - The Creature
12. Mars – White Dragon
13. Constantine - Mina Hakuba
14. ZedPower – Master Librarian
15. Niku – Cerberus
16. O.Hakubi – Poltergeist
17. Arc - Medusa
18. Buge – Blue Crow
19. Brentai – Owl Knight
20. Meikai - Alura Une
21. Ocksi – Skelerang
22. SCD - Bone Pillar
23. Fredward  - Soma
24. Aintaer - Lesser Demon
25. Zach - Slime

It takes 13 votes to feed someone to Legion.

AH:

Wolfsbane for 3 gold.

Power of Sire: Use during night to kill one target. Cannot be used same night as bought.

Alucard Shield: Combine with Shield Rod to win gaem

THE GAME BEGINS
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 11:21:56 AM »

Aw man, why couldn't I have been something with an easy sprite to find, like a mummy or Red Skelton?

Anyway, I have an idea of who to vote for, but I'll wait for a little bit because I don't want to start a bandwagon.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 11:38:35 AM »

Here's our exhaustive public record. Expect a lot of things currently filled in unambiguously to revert to being "A mystery!" because things change. Advise making a copy to record your own suspicions.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 11:40:02 AM »

Sooooo... Who wants a Ring of Pales? Boosts all stats, 4000 gold only! Eh? Eeeehhhhhh?

Look, I know someone's buying them. I keep running out. Honest. Real popular. You wouldn't want to miss out, would you?
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 11:50:11 AM »

That's right, baby. King Merman.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 01:13:43 PM »

RAAAAAAAH I'M DA CREECHAAAA

BUY SUM VODKAAAAAAAAAH

IN MY BAAAAAAAAH


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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 01:22:25 PM »

FINALLY

I CAN EAT TWO DINNERS
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 02:11:09 PM »

What's this, good sirs?  Do I have a target painted on me?  How curious.

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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 02:35:50 PM »

Hoo.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 02:51:20 PM »

I say if we want to find out who everyone really is, all we gotta do is axe.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 02:59:00 PM »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 03:02:17 PM »

when do we start voting for kazz
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 03:09:33 PM »

HI

RULE CHANGE I FORGOT TO INCLUDE

Grant and Hector's Glove now also steal any and all items on the target as well as gold

However this cannot be used intentionally to pass items from one team member to another

UPDATING RULE LIST
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 03:17:42 PM »

 :vampire:
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 05:03:40 PM »

when do we start voting for kazz

When do we get to start voting for you, Fredward?   
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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 05:06:29 PM »

IT'S A TRAP

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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 05:46:33 PM »

Well I think we should Kazz

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Re: Vampires Versus Werewolves 3: Dance of the Full Moon
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 06:00:42 PM »

As much as I dig killing Kazz, and you know I absolutely hate that fucker, and as much as he's going to be a vampire in as few as no rounds, I'd like to preserve the money generating powers of his counterpart for a few more rounds and bank on his innocence.

It might be a pointless risk to make, but having that extra $$$ hopefully floating around in the innocent pool will likely make the difference between death, dying, and awful vampri-wolfi-tiger endings.

... Uh, I mean. Grooooan. Gnaaaah. Braaaains.
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