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PUPPY

1. INFINITE LIVES MOTHERFUCKER
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2. It's too dark to do anything. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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3. Dennis
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2009, 02:43:40 PM »

BOMBS
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »

 Sorry Friday, horror/Stephen king was never my thing. 

This however is cute and hilarious. 
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2009, 04:32:50 PM »

3. "I wish for more bombs!"

"Bark bark bark!" you say, trying to get your intentions across to the fish.

"Ah, you wish you could carry more bombs, huh? Truly you have foreseen the journey that lies before you, for bombs will be the one thing that could save you. Very well. You are wise and true hearted. I will grant you your wish," says the trout.

You are distracted by a dragonfly.

"Behold! Now I gather the ancient and mystic powers of the waters!" The trout starts to jump in and out of the water in swirling patterns. The water that splashes upwards hangs in the air.

You bite at it happily.

"Puppy! Go forth now on your journey! Many dangers lay ahead, but you shall overcome! When it is needed most, your bomb will save you! Remember my words!"

Suddenly, you are holding a bomb, somehow.

"Now go! I shall send you as far as I am able! Complete your destiny!"

The swirls of water envelop you. You bark excitedly and snap at them, then wipe your nose.

The water solidifies around you. You have the sensation of movement. You yawn.

The waterball that you are inside of crashes to earth.

You are in a desolate place. The badlands. Rock formations and empty, hard dirt stretch away for miles and miles.

There is a crack in the wall here.

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1. *Yaaaaaaaaaaaawnzzzzzzzzzzzz*

2. IT IS TIME. YOUR DESTINY IS UPON YOU. ALL HAS LED TO THIS. BLOW OPEN WALL W/BOMB

3. oh hey i think i saw a snake over there maybe he's good at holding stuff in his mouth too
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2009, 04:34:17 PM »

 :wuv:

3.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2009, 06:00:39 PM »

3

and then blow up the snake.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2009, 07:48:52 PM »

god games this gen are so brown ugh
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2009, 08:05:33 AM »

THIS GAME IS GETTING MORE VOTES THAN THE ENDS

It's easier to vote when you don't have to worry about permanently ending a game that's been going on for nine months.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 05:24:57 PM »

I propose this as a threadicon.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2009, 06:11:02 PM »

IT'S A TIE BETWEEN TAKE A NAP AND GO SEE THE SNAKE

You bound toward the snake, who slithers to a stop as you approach.

"Greetings, puppy. I am The Serpent of Truth. Beware my brother, the Serpent of Falseho... and you're asleep now."

You snore contentedly.

The Serpent of Truth sighs, and slithers away.

YOU HAVE ENTERED THE DREAM WORLD

There is a rabbit here. He takes one look at you, and flees.

You give chase, slamming face first into a sapling. Suddenly, it is snowing.

A snowflake drifts past your nose, distracting you. You bark at it and attempt to bite it out of the air.

"Hey, what did I ever do to you!?" the snowflake says angrily. "Is this what you do? Do you just go around biting everything?"

To your left there is a small boy building a snowman.

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1. Bite the snowflake again! Why does everything talk!?

2. It's not too late! The rabbit can still be caught!

3. omfg boys are good at playing and snowmen are good at playing
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2009, 10:33:08 PM »

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we have bombs, now. we can get those bunnies back for killing the puppy.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2009, 10:40:35 PM »

"Is this what you do? Do you just go around biting everything?"

THAT'S BECAUSE I AM A PUPPY.

omfg boys  :luv:
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2009, 02:23:14 AM »

UPPITY SNOWFLAKE I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS

"Bark bark bark!"  *bite*
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2009, 01:17:56 PM »

3. omfg boys are good at playing and snowmen are good at playing

Bounding through the snow in short leaps, you turn your tail to the talking snowflake and head on up the hill to your left, at which the top stands a large snowman with a boy, half the size of the snowman, stands working on it.

As you approach, the boy bends, and rolls a snowball down the hill toward you.

As it picks up speed and size, you notice the boy bending down to roll another one.

Deftly dodging the first ball, you are hit in the face by the second, which bowls you over and sends you back to the start of the hill.

The boy watches you silently, and goes back to working on his snowman.

"Hey, what's the big deal!?" you ask.

You catch yourself. "Holy crap, I can talk?"

A snowflake drifts past your nose. "Yes, you can in your dreams, Puppy," it says. "Remember how Professor Xavier could walk when he was dreaming?"

"Who's Pofessor Zaver?" you ask.

"Nevermind," the snowflake answers as it lands on the ground and is lost to the blanket of white.

You look back up the hill. The boy is packing more snow on the snowman, which is looming larger and larger by the minute.

Behind you, there's a strange cracking sound.

You spin around 280 degrees, missing your mark and falling on your face. You quickly right yourself, and face backward, then spin another 150 degrees, completely losing your sense of direction.

"Puppy, over here," says a familiar voice.

You turn to face it.

It's Rainbow!

"Indeed it is I," says the trout, poking his snout up and through some ice. "I have spent the last four thousand years searching for you. Now I have finally found you. You are trapped in the dream world."

"I know!" you say. "That boy up there is rolling snowballs at me, I can't play with him!"

The trout ignores you. "Puppy, your destiny still lies ahead of you. But first, you must escape this world."

"Oh my god, that boy has mittens," you say.

"Puppy," Rainbow says, "listen. You must listen to me. No, puppy, don't -- damn it come back!"

You bound up the hill, barking at the boy.

"Hey hey hey!" you bark. "Hey hey hey! Play?! Play?! Play!? hey! Hey look at me, look! Look! Look! Loo- OOF!"

Another snowball smacks you in the face, sending you flopping end over end back to the bottom of the hill.

You pick yourself up and shake off the snow. It flies in odd patterns around you, hovering for a moment, then drops to the ground.

"Puppy!" says Rainbow. "You'll never get up that hill like that! You must use your skill and knowledge too -- NO PUPPY COME HERE. COME! COME HERE!"

Ooof. Another snowball to the face, another faceplant into the snow at Hill's bottom.

"Puppy, will you now listen to me?" asks the trout.

You get to your feet once again and snort snow out of your nostrils. "My nose is cold!"

"Yes," the trout says gravely. "You are trapped here, as I said. This world is a construct of your mind, so everything is symbolic. The snow represents happiness. The hill represents your journey. The snowman and the boy represent -- oh god damn it."

What did you do to cause Rainbow to curse?

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1. yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz

2. OMFG THAT SNOWMAN IS MADE OF SNOW CHARGGGGGGGGEEEE

3. holy crap I see you rabbit you won't escape so easily again

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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2009, 01:23:14 PM »

With honed reflexes and in one fluid motion I HOLY SHIT SNOW SERIOUSLY SNOW?  OH SHIT THAT IS OH GOD IT IS JUST DEAR FUCK IT IS ON JESUS ON A poop.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2009, 01:40:36 PM »

SNOWMAN IS MADE OF SNOW

OH MY GOD
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2009, 08:38:19 PM »

How can I resist?   :shrug:
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2009, 06:36:08 AM »

Oh, it's that rabbit again!  3
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2009, 07:19:39 AM »

guys, I scried the rabbit last night and he's a wolf.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2009, 11:17:11 AM »

Our constant failed attempts to ascend the hill represent humanity's futile attempts at happiness.

Also what is wrong with you people? We'll make it on 5th time, 6th max.

This is going to descend into utter madness I just know it.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2009, 03:39:10 PM »

RABBIT
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