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PUPPY

1. INFINITE LIVES MOTHERFUCKER
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2. It's too dark to do anything. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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3. Dennis
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Author Topic: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)  (Read 15565 times)

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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #80 on: June 11, 2009, 05:26:32 PM »

The rabbit is clearly the real way out of here as it is being completely unhelpful, unlike the trout, and that is how dream trials work.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #81 on: June 11, 2009, 08:01:47 PM »

Reading that post with Highway to the Danger Zone playing made my week.

To keep in character, it's obviously 3!
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #82 on: June 11, 2009, 10:18:28 PM »

Reading that post with Highway to the Danger Zone playing made my week.

That was the intent, anyone who didn't is a criminal
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2009, 11:44:34 PM »

That was the intent, anyone who didn't is a criminal scum

You violated the law!
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2009, 05:31:46 PM »

This story has a distinct lack of bears.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #85 on: June 15, 2009, 08:25:21 AM »

There is also a distinct lack of anything happening.

I am sad. :;_;:
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #86 on: June 15, 2009, 12:44:48 PM »

Now that it is off the pinlist, so am I..
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #87 on: June 15, 2009, 03:02:37 PM »

PUPPY WILL RETURN
 :advice:
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #88 on: June 15, 2009, 03:16:59 PM »

WHICH IS RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWW

3. OH MY GOD THE RABBIT SURVIVED SOMEHOW I CAN SEE HIM OVER BY THOSE WOODS I WILL FIND HIM I WILL FIND THE RABBIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Turning away from Rainbow, you bark excitedly and begin to run down the hill.

"Puppy! No! Come ba -- ah, screw it."

You lose your footing in the snow and begin to tumble. As you roll, you pick up speed and snow. Soon, you are inside your very own giant snowball.

It rolls and rolls and hits a snowbank, shooting into the air.

Your head is poking out the side. You can see the rabbit staring at you wide eyed before he bolts into the safety of the trees.

"Run while you -- oof -- still can, -- oof -- rabbit! I won't -- oof -- let you get -- oof -- away!"

You realize you can steer somewhat by wagging your tail. You'll never be able to chase that rabbit inside this thing! You've got to find some kind of way to make it break.

A snowflake lands on your nose. It picks itself up and turns to address you.

"Puppy! You are rolling over all my brothers! Cease this behavior immediately!"

You bark and attempt to bite your own nose.

"Well, I never!" says the snowflake, and dives away.

Oh! Over there is a huge rock, bigger than your snowball. You could break it against the rock and get free!

Also there is a badger over there oh my god what is he doing is he as grumpy as all the stories say maybe he is just lonely

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1. Break snowball on rock, get free, chase rabbit. REVENGE

2. Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpFFzWPzA2c
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #89 on: June 15, 2009, 03:30:14 PM »

That Badger could be the best friend in the entire world.

But.. Katamari Damacy..

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/me casually flips his Titanium Seal of Dalaran.
It comes up Heads!

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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #90 on: June 15, 2009, 03:45:49 PM »

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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #91 on: June 16, 2009, 04:15:56 AM »

If video games have taught me anything, it's that rolling up every thing in sight and setting it on fire are appropriate answers to life's problems.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #92 on: June 16, 2009, 06:29:13 PM »

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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #93 on: June 17, 2009, 07:50:34 AM »

Damn. 
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #94 on: June 18, 2009, 11:22:24 AM »

as awesome as Katamari is I wanted a badger friend :(
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #95 on: June 18, 2009, 12:00:03 PM »

There is only one way to make sure the youtube video meme choice isn't always picked

3

You begin to roll into a ball, picking up objects as you go. Soon you are bigger than the entire world. You begin to roll up the stars and cosmos. You roll toward the only planet left that is bigger than you, barking happily.

When you get there, the inhabitants greet you thusly:

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1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-do9pVsLJM&feature=related
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #96 on: June 18, 2009, 12:02:48 PM »

While :over9000: is technically accurate in this scenario, the fateful confrontation between :advice: and :kittens: shall be one for the Chronicles of All Time.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #97 on: June 18, 2009, 12:06:02 PM »

WRESTLING

oh man kittens come on guys

remember, our job is to pick the most adorable choice at every chance.  we must be the cutest puppy EVER.
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #98 on: June 18, 2009, 12:08:39 PM »

uhh.....

uhhhhh......

uh....

Yes We Can!
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Re: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER)
« Reply #99 on: June 18, 2009, 12:19:08 PM »

Kittens!

MAGIC!

I WANT PIE I WANT BEEF JERKY
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