Topic: The Adventures of CPE (The Cutest Puppy EVER) (Read 18724 times)

Friday · « **on:** June 02, 2009, 11:11:55 PM »

You are standing in a meadow! Bright sunlight shines down into the meadow and big white clouds float overhead!

All around you are shiny bright lights and flowers and butterflies and interesting smells!

Oh boy! Is that a cute little brook over yonder?

Happily bounding your way towards it, you scatter the butterflies.

One of them shouts angrily down at you with a tiny voice only audible to your sharp yet floppy ears:

"Hey, you! Blasted puppy! Who do you think you are, disturbing us when we were sitting on the flowers!"

You bark happily back at it, and it swoops down and flumps you on the nose with one wing.

You bark again and rear up on your hind legs to paw at it.

"Bark! Bark!" you say.

Suddenly a voice comes from across the meadow.

"Puppy, thou shalt not disturb the prettyflies. They do no harm to you and are lovely for thy to rest thy gaze on."

You turn your face to look in wonder at the twenty foot tall white fluffy bunny who is speaking to you.

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1. Play with the butterflies some more. They are pretty!

2. What is this bunny-thing? CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE

3. hey what about the brook it might be lonely

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Niku · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:18:40 PM »

2. What is this bunny-thing? CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE

Before you can think, you're sprinting over the meadow after the bunny thing.

"No! He's gone!" the butterflies say from behind you.

You skid down the hill to find blood and body parts splattered everywhere. The bunny turns to face you over the shredded corpse of what remains of the prior puppy. His head has been severed at the neck. His eyes stare at you grotesquely.

You bark, but the bunny you were aiming at sidesteps as the other spreads out to your right. Another bunny is directly in front of you, his floppy ears seeping molten chocolate onto the grass. He leaps with a tremendous roar.

You bark bark bark bark into him. He is deflected and falls to the ground, cocoa erupting from his body.

The other bunny leaps at nearly the same time, attacking in tandem. You try to dodge, to bark, but it's no use. He tackles you, the ears wrapping around your head and torso, digging into your flesh. Pain flares all over you. You struggle but the ears are incredibly strong. You hear butterflies flutterbying. The bunny grunts and growls and you feel yourself being lifted.

You are torn to pieces.

From behind you, you can hear the butterflies screaming as your head thumps to the ground and your vision goes dark.

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You have died.

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Friday · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:19:48 PM »

congratulations, you have just won everything

Romosome · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:21:12 PM »

D:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zaratustra · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2009, 06:15:19 AM »

I think I don't like this game.

Arc · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2009, 06:32:48 AM »

Cyute to Hell is so 2008.

Brentai · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2009, 09:17:29 AM »

I was saying that it was passe before you came and made that passe, you capitalist bitch.

Guild · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »

I'm picking 3 because I like exploring.

Friday · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2009, 10:03:24 PM »

3. hey what about the brook it might be lonely

Yipping, you turn your tail to the butterflies and the humongous Bunny and run down the gentle slope through the tall, green grass to the babbling brook.

Skidding to a halt at the water's edge, you bark happily at the frothing water.

Suddenly, a trout pokes his snout up and addresses you.

"Greetings, Puppy! You have done well to make it this far. Many hard journeys lay behind you."

You bark in agreement.

The trout bobs his head. "I am Rainbow, the guardian spirit of this brook. You have been brought here for a reason."

You roll over on your side and snort in the dirt. The trout is swept downstream a bit. He submerges and swims back up to you against the current.

"I have the ability to grant one wish that comes from a pure heart. And yours is the purest heart of all. What would you like?"

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1. bark bark bark a fish is he good at playing i am good at holding things in my mouth

2. omfg there's a deer over there CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE

3. "I wish for more bombs!"

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Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:22:11 AM »

3.

That god damned bunny won't see what's coming at him.

Brentai · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:41:48 AM »

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:26:26 AM »

Momma always said MORE BOMBS.

We visit her on Saturdays.

SCD · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:28:11 AM »

No, not three.. It's a trap! The obvious answer for happiness and joy is to play with the trou.... omg deer!

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Mongrel · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:02:16 AM »

SQUIRREL!

Koah · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:34:37 AM »

3. No wait that isn't w

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Arc · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:33:44 AM »

Bombs of peace and euphoria!

Bunny · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:39:05 PM »

mmm venissssson

Friday · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:40:37 PM »

THIS GAME IS GETTING MORE VOTES THAN THE ENDS

Niku · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:03:38 PM »

you always get more votes before there are 400 pages to read through

Friday · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:18:54 PM »

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