3. omfg boys are good at playing and snowmen are good at playing
Bounding through the snow in short leaps, you turn your tail to the talking snowflake and head on up the hill to your left, at which the top stands a large snowman with a boy, half the size of the snowman, stands working on it.
As you approach, the boy bends, and rolls a snowball down the hill toward you.
As it picks up speed and size, you notice the boy bending down to roll another one.
Deftly dodging the first ball, you are hit in the face by the second, which bowls you over and sends you back to the start of the hill.
The boy watches you silently, and goes back to working on his snowman.
"Hey, what's the big deal!?" you ask.
You catch yourself. "Holy crap, I can talk?"
A snowflake drifts past your nose. "Yes, you can in your dreams, Puppy," it says. "Remember how Professor Xavier could walk when he was dreaming?"
"Who's Pofessor Zaver?" you ask.
"Nevermind," the snowflake answers as it lands on the ground and is lost to the blanket of white.
You look back up the hill. The boy is packing more snow on the snowman, which is looming larger and larger by the minute.
Behind you, there's a strange cracking sound.
You spin around 280 degrees, missing your mark and falling on your face. You quickly right yourself, and face backward, then spin another 150 degrees, completely losing your sense of direction.
"Puppy, over here," says a familiar voice.
You turn to face it.
It's Rainbow!
"Indeed it is I," says the trout, poking his snout up and through some ice. "I have spent the last four thousand years searching for you. Now I have finally found you. You are trapped in the dream world."
"I know!" you say. "That boy up there is rolling snowballs at me, I can't play with him!"
The trout ignores you. "Puppy, your destiny still lies ahead of you. But first, you must escape this world."
"Oh my god, that boy has mittens," you say.
"Puppy," Rainbow says, "listen. You must listen to me. No, puppy, don't -- damn it come back!"
You bound up the hill, barking at the boy.
"Hey hey hey!" you bark. "Hey hey hey! Play?! Play?! Play!? hey! Hey look at me, look! Look! Look! Loo- OOF!"
Another snowball smacks you in the face, sending you flopping end over end back to the bottom of the hill.
You pick yourself up and shake off the snow. It flies in odd patterns around you, hovering for a moment, then drops to the ground.
"Puppy!" says Rainbow. "You'll never get up that hill like that! You must use your skill and knowledge too -- NO PUPPY COME HERE. COME! COME HERE!"
Ooof. Another snowball to the face, another faceplant into the snow at Hill's bottom.
"Puppy, will you now listen to me?" asks the trout.
You get to your feet once again and snort snow out of your nostrils. "My nose is cold!"
"Yes," the trout says gravely. "You are trapped here, as I said. This world is a construct of your mind, so everything is symbolic. The snow represents happiness. The hill represents your journey. The snowman and the boy represent -- oh god damn it."
What did you do to cause Rainbow to curse?
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1. yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz
2. OMFG THAT SNOWMAN IS MADE OF SNOW CHARGGGGGGGGEEEE
3. holy crap I see you rabbit you won't escape so easily again