2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7oSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZOOOOOOOOOM
WHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH
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"Where is he, I don't --"
"He's right on your damn six!"
FPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFssssssssshhh
"Fox 1!"
PFEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
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Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
"We're leaking fuel! We're hit! Mayday mayday!"
FWOOOOOOOOOMMMM
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiishhhh"I've got two more bogeys, coming in hot!"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAaaaaaaaaaa
"I've got tone! Fox 2!"
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH
BLAAAAAAAAAAASAHMBeep beep beep beep beep beep
FWOOOOOOOOOSHM
"Hit the brakes! He'll fly right by!"
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FORSHUUUUUUUUUM
"You're good," says the Rabbit, directly on your six, missiles locked once more.
"But
I'm better."
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"Puppy! What cluck are we going cluck to do!?"
Eyes narrowed, you set your mouth in a determined scowl.
"The only thing we can do," you reply.
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The Rabbit's sidewinders close.
"It's curtains for you, PUPPY!" he scream triumphantly in your ear.
You spin 180 degrees in mid-air. The Rabbit's eyes widen in shock at your impossible maneuver.
"It's no use! Those missiles are going to impact!" he screams.
The missiles are mere meters away. They streak toward you like red hot needles tearing through the sky.
You
confess your love for Kenny Loggins."NO! NOT KENNY LOGGINS!" the Rabbit screams abysmally.
Against such a love, missiles are useless. They turn away and explode harmlessly.
The Rabbit cannot withstand such a love. His head explodes, followed by his chicken bursting into a pile of feathers that float gently down to earth.
You and your chicken land atop the hill.
As you dismount, the chicken glances over at you.
"You can be my wingman anytime, cluck," it says.
"I really do love that man so much," you remark.
The chicken nods. "Until we meet again, brave Puppy. Farewell."
And with that, the chicken rockets away into the sky. You watch, a single tear in your eye.
You turn to the mittens which lay atop the snow, red against the white.
"Omfg you are made of wool," you say.
Several minutes pass of you playing with the mittens until they are pretty much completely shredded and worn down. You pant heavily, then settle down for a short nap.
There is a strange rumbling. You raise one ear.
CRACKRainbow's head pokes out of the hill nearby.
"Puppy! What are you doing! You're not paying attention to the trials
at all! You'll never escape this place if you just play around in your own subconscious!"
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1. "Oh right sorry, what were the trials again? Oh hey look at fish! Wait you're the fish. Hey look a snowflake!"
2. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3. OH MY GOD THE RABBIT SURVIVED SOMEHOW I CAN SEE HIM OVER BY THOSE WOODS I WILL FIND HIM I WILL FIND THE RABBIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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