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Kazz

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #80 on: April 27, 2008, 07:15:19 AM »

BARF!
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2008, 09:43:32 AM »

Sooooooo... GTA 4.

This is looking really, really good. Yeah, it's an 'omg big-name release' etc. etc., but I haven't played console games since Nintendo 64. As out of the loop as I am, my question is this: How long does it usually take before Rockstar ports games to PC?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2008, 10:01:36 AM »

GTA IV is coming to PC around September / October. Assassin's Creed for PC is out now as a Director's Cut, and Mass Effect arrives late May.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2008, 10:06:17 AM »

I really hope that all the little changes they made to the PC version can be downloaded onto the 360 version. And by little changes, I mean a not completely fuckstupid fucking shitcrap inventory system.

Oh, and getting to play as Wrex.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #84 on: April 29, 2008, 10:12:08 AM »

Statement of enthusiasm. Yipee for Mass Effect.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2008, 06:45:11 PM »

man i bet tf2 is gonna be super good in like two years
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #86 on: April 29, 2008, 06:50:16 PM »

Oh, huh. I wasn't interested in GTA4 before, but now after watching some trailers and such for it, I would like to play it.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #87 on: April 29, 2008, 08:52:55 PM »

Oh, huh. I don't like good videogames, and am retarded to the point where I probably cannot feed myself.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #88 on: April 29, 2008, 08:59:12 PM »

Well, after trying GTA3, Vice City, and San Andreas on separate occasions (usually long enough to forget the last time I tried it), and finding them in various proportions frustrating, arbitrary, and difficult to control, even with the code that gives you a tank, I can understand why he wouldn't exactly be brimming with confidence.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #89 on: April 29, 2008, 10:14:38 PM »

GTA games have historically been clever, bold, funny, lovingly crafted, daringly innovative, immense in scope and ambition, and almost completely devoid of anything resembling actual gameplay.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #90 on: April 29, 2008, 10:34:33 PM »

Well, after trying GTA3, Vice City, and San Andreas on separate occasions (usually long enough to forget the last time I tried it), and finding them in various proportions frustrating, arbitrary, and difficult to control, even with the code that gives you a tank, I can understand why he wouldn't exactly be brimming with confidence.

Nono, Kazz is actually right. That doesn't make what he said any less mean, though.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2008, 11:01:15 PM »

GTA IV is coming to PC around September / October. Assassin's Creed for PC is out now as a Director's Cut, and Mass Effect arrives late May.

Good job releasing GTA IV the same month as Spore, Rockstar.

By that, I mean, Fuck you.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #92 on: April 30, 2008, 02:02:13 AM »

Idiots. I'll just build a civilization where I can PLAY GTA IN SPORE!
Genius.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #93 on: April 30, 2008, 05:00:30 AM »

There were two guys in sleeping bags outside the local EBGames on Monday evening.

Had I any spare change, I would have given it to them.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #94 on: April 30, 2008, 05:12:53 AM »

Don't do that. They're just going to spend it on Red Bull.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #96 on: April 30, 2008, 04:27:22 PM »

How about how I no longer trust my own memory in regards to Duke 3D even existing?

It was all a lie.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2008, 06:55:22 AM »

Yeah, if that information is to be believed they could have made at least $8800!

Also, a French publication supposedly previews the newest Prince of Persia.  This story initially sounds like rumors, but if true would mean a radical new direction for the series.  Gone are the time elements and the original Prince, replaced by a Zelda-like environment and cel-shaded graphics.  I loved the Sands of Times, enjoyed the third one, but barely played the second, but I still find the idea of this new Prince reboot interesting, even if it does turn out to be just a rumor.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #98 on: May 02, 2008, 07:02:40 AM »

Blue-Ray? In my 360?

It's more likely than you think.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2008, 09:43:48 AM »

Quote
"less God of War and more Soul Calibur."

Sold.
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