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Band Names
« on: June 06, 2009, 09:06:07 PM »

Pink Vomit (I'm picturing a women's punk band)
Edith Keeler Must Die
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 09:37:45 PM »

Your Mom
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 06:50:53 AM »

Talented Guitarist and the Backup Singers
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 07:43:40 AM »

Figwit and the Ring Bearers
Fister
Jonny and the Fucks
The Secret News
Ressurectionists
Calithump
Poor People in Love

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2009, 08:39:19 AM »

Poor People in Love sounds like the next big thing for teenagers wearing black nail polish and eye shadow.

Debauchery Inc.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2009, 08:44:46 AM »

Cross Contamination
(a Christian metal band)
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2009, 09:20:14 AM »

Flaming pink fluffy kittens. [Drummer wear's a shirt depicting the band's name.]
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2009, 10:54:05 AM »

When I listen to the Economist's audio edition, these names just come to me

Coal Headaches
Surf Riders in Newcastle
Cheap Power
Populous State
Union Leader
Stuck into This
Bowing from Business
The Council of Australia
Bush Fires

(article:  The Economist - 24 Asia - Australia's carbon-trading scheme June 6 2009)
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2009, 12:51:18 PM »

International Funk Society
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2009, 12:53:31 PM »

Spicasso
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2009, 04:42:41 PM »

Infinite Undiscovery
Birth By Sleep
Kingdom of Paradise
Eternal Sonata

...really, the names of most JRPGs would make for middling to decent progressive rock band names.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2009, 04:54:57 PM »

I have a real one (kind of) to add to the list that my friends and I did as a joke and played one party. The songs we played will never be discussed, if I have anything to do with it.

Mount Crushmore, featuring:

George Moshington doing Vocals

Thomas Deatherson on Guitar.

Abraham Spinkick on Bass.

Teddy Brosevelt on Drums.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2009, 05:22:09 PM »

Which were you?
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2009, 05:24:47 PM »

Abraham Spinkick. I know about jack squat about playing bass, too. So that was fun.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 05:29:51 PM »

Old People Screwing

Sewed-Up Cat's Asshole
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2009, 05:44:05 PM »

Additional Pylons
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2009, 07:22:58 PM »

Band Name
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »

Three Guys Quartet
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2009, 04:50:47 PM »

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2009, 04:54:24 PM »

This Shirt

(the idea being that this band exists entirely to sell shirts)
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