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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2009, 12:09:22 PM »

The bad news: My boss caught me browsing Wikipedia on the job. Oh noes!

The good news: His reaction was "Hah, "Amorphous Ice" would make a good band name."

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2009, 12:30:49 PM »

Depends on whether he really didn't care or if he was passive-aggressively telling you to stop.  A lot of sackless managers will tell you what you've got up on your screen just to let you know that they know what you've got up on your screen, hint, hint.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2009, 01:24:55 PM »

I don't think he'd care as long as I don't spend three hours browsing. He's a pretty laid-back guy and doesn't afraid of anything. That and he sometimes spends a half-hour gushing about his son's latest adventures in computer science, so I think we're even.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2009, 02:08:58 PM »

Natalie Portman Sex Tape
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2009, 02:18:05 PM »

Is that a joke about Natalie Portman's Shaved Head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvaaRlCKc5c
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2009, 03:22:56 PM »

I would buy anything named Natalie Portman Sex Tape, so that's a good one.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2009, 04:41:44 PM »

The joke is yours would instantly become the most downloaded MP3s on {whatever} overnight.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2009, 08:57:37 PM »

Accidentally Pro-Choice

Swedish friends are thinking of using that for their band.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #68 on: December 25, 2009, 06:48:36 AM »

Initially the band had two running ideas for band names: Nazipenis and Turbonegro. They were advised that a band named Nazipenis would never sell records, so they chose Turbonegro as an arguably more consumer-friendly choice.

:facepalm:

Anal Gestapo (sometimes credited as Nazipenis) is a Serbian tribute band to a Norwegian band Turbonegro.

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2010, 04:56:23 AM »

Guns for Mozart
debut album: Gunpowdered Wigs

Father's Dirty Nuns
debut album: Black Habits and Good Looks

Lesbian Tryst Fund
debut album: Fun With Dick and Jane

Tits for Jesus
debut album: The Holy Pair

Edit: I'm so tempted to do album mockups.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2010, 06:38:14 AM »

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »

Is that a joke about Natalie Portman's Shaved Head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvaaRlCKc5c

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They made that and got to tour with CSS and Go! Team? More to add to the murder list.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2010, 04:45:52 PM »

If it makes you feel any better, they are probably the worst live act I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL3Xq1a8_wo

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Re: Band Names
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2010, 05:04:32 PM »

NPSH has one good song. But if you are saying that the entire output of CSS or The Go! Team combined, or even both of their output combined is better than Sophisticated Side Ponytail, you're wrong.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2010, 08:30:22 PM »

It's a concept band with a bad concept. The height of hipster shitty "oh look what I just did. I know it's shitty but I didn't care that much".
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2010, 07:41:31 AM »

I mostly like names that would be humorous or confusing on marquees.

Sex Addicts Anonymous
Monster Truck Racing
F ck You
Free Beer Tonight
Cats!
Bible Study
Ex-Girlfriend Naked Pics
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2011, 12:30:23 PM »

BIGGER P'S.

Because the masses are convinced they need them!

It works on so many (2) levels!!!
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2011, 12:46:59 PM »

Lucy Lossless.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2011, 01:07:19 PM »

After a fun time drinking, it was decided my friends would start a band called "Twat and a Half."

I like it.
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Re: Band Names
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2011, 01:09:49 PM »

My future band will be called Johnny and the Fucks
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