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I am obsessed with green women
« on: June 07, 2009, 12:32:57 PM »

I find the forest green, dark haired, blue-eyed women to be a million times more attractive than "normal" women. (I say normal because like 97 percent of the people on this planet don't have green skin)

Even huge strong green women seem to give me at least 1/16 of a boner.

I seriously think I have a problem. I thought Zoe Saldana* looked less hot than the curvy Rachel Nichols in that movie about spaceships and lasers. I see a cute green girl and I can't believe how hot she is. It's like my tiny inferior wop brain can't process all this Orion** hotness. I saw one today and I was like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" and I didn't even really look at her. TOO PRETTY!

I go online and barely see any girl that I like and when I do it's mostly an orc. This makes me sad and If I wasn't listening to J-pop it would make me depressed (IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE!). No one I've told this thinks it's a problem, they say that it's just a matter of taste, but fuck no. I'm sure I'm fucked in the head, my love for the green womins is too strong. What's wrong with me?

I feel like it's just a manifestation of my own racism. Maybe I like green women because I'm unconsciously... dare I say this... a green supremacist? Can I even be one? Has American (AKA white) TV and Movies made me love the emerald melanin-deficient green skin? Seriously, Will Smith is the only non-green person to carry a movie where the main character is not an historical figure or paired with a (usually green) sidekick.

Then there's the fact that they don't like me. Green chicks that are crazy enough to like non-green guys usually go all the way and not for some I don't know how to edit this sentence because it like contradicts itself halfway through

This is all so fucking pathetic. What can I do?  Stare at a picture of Garona until I get tired?

* She doesnt count as green because of my rule #4 "If someone's brown, they're not green"
** Not the real Orions from the Orion Nebula but the Slave Orions from planet Orion which unfortunately is what everyone uses the word for nowadays. Seriously, it's like every time some idiot says "Orion" to mean an alien green person they're vindicating slavery. Fuck you!

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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 12:34:52 PM »

Ninety-seven percent?
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 12:39:31 PM »

what about Troll Women in wow, what do you think of them
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 12:39:38 PM »




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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2009, 12:45:44 PM »

what about Troll Women in wow, what do you think of them

A+ assuming they have the pretty face
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2009, 12:47:16 PM »

also I don't see anyone posting green women
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2009, 12:49:23 PM »

You know how when Bill Murray got trapped in Groundhog Day, he got to use that to make himself the best ever at everything and essentially become God?

How come I don't get that?
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2009, 01:05:03 PM »

Would someone please lock all of these threads?  It's not funny anymore.
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2009, 01:09:03 PM »

... how did this get made without some sort of William Shatner picture in the first post?
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2009, 01:17:40 PM »

I'VE GOT ORION FEVER BABY
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »

Would someone please lock all of these threads? It was never funny.

Yeah Jesus Romo the fuck is wrong with you
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2009, 01:37:08 PM »

Let me be honest with you guys, both me and my girlfriend were turned on by the green woman and her giant breasts in Star Trek.
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2009, 01:40:42 PM »

so aren't the green skinned chicks the ones who suck the salt out of you?

or was that just the one green skinned chick

or am I not remembering this right
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2009, 01:44:42 PM »

she can suck the salt out of me any day, that's all i'm saying.
 :nyoro~n:
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 01:51:48 PM »

the green chick was the woman who crashed on the planet of telepaths and they reconstructed her but for some reason their super-advanced giant brains couldn't figure out what a human was supposed to look like so she came out sort of horrible looking but in their psychically projected virtual reality she was hot and tried to seduce Pike and he was all like no way but then they made her look like a green alien and he was like "hot damn"

the salt sucker was something else
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2009, 01:57:37 PM »

the green chick was the woman who crashed on the planet of telepaths and they reconstructed her but for some reason their super-advanced giant brains couldn't figure out what a human was supposed to look like so she came out sort of horrible looking but in their psychically projected virtual reality she was hot and tried to seduce Pike and he was all like no way but then they made her look like a green alien and he was like "hot damn"

then they had the orion slave girls which were just "sexy green sex girls of sex (that mess with your head?)"
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2009, 02:08:34 PM »

Doing this about blue people would have been better because there is actually a family of inbred hicks that are blue.
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2009, 02:11:28 PM »

Would someone please lock all of these threads?  It's not funny anymore.
Would someone please lock all of these threads? It was never funny.

Yeah Jesus Romo the fuck is wrong with you
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Re: I am obsessed with green women
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2009, 07:32:34 PM »

Doing this about blue people would have been better because there is actually a family of inbred hicks that are blue.

Oh hey, my mum is from Lurgan.

She's regular-coloured, though.
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