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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 01:37:06 PM »

Somehow I knew you'd enjoy a paragraph about urination.
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 01:53:13 PM »

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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 09:37:11 PM »

...but you can't urinate if you're turgid.

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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 09:41:26 PM »

Maybe you and I can't.  Are you going to tell Grignr that HE can't?
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 11:29:05 PM »

It's not like turgidity's a boolean state, anyway.

Grignr's ship can still part the sea at half-mast.
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 11:40:15 PM »

It's not like turgidity's a boolean state, anyway.

Grignr's ship can still part the sea at half-mast.

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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 11:47:30 PM »

You would never reasonably use the word "turgid" to describe half-mast unless you paired it with a qualifier.  "Half-turgid" for example, or "partially turgid".  Perhaps "tumescent".
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 12:07:56 AM »

If you're in a state that requires the use of the word "turgid" it just means you can't aim down, I think.
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2008, 12:08:38 AM »

can we please have a new child board for grignr's cock

i'm not above begging
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2008, 12:39:24 AM »

 :whut:
Maybe I'm a sick mutant, but I have been "half-mast" enough to urinate while still possessing enough turgidity to be called "turgid" in the "common parlance".

Though personally I enjoy bombastic (and irresponsible) prose, I especially liked this one because it made me feel less alone. :hurr:
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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 05:30:22 PM »

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Re: post instead of karma thread
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 02:41:54 PM »

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