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Author Topic: Dissin' Fu  (Read 3775 times)

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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 08:39:27 AM »

That's OK, I edited my post too, you slow-witted mouthbreather. :)
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 08:41:52 AM »

I just see a bunch of limpdickery from a guy who thinks Knytt Stories is fun and a terminal loser. This joke makes itself.
Fuck you man! Fuck you! I was going to skip doing you because it was so sad, but no! You've gotta come out and bullseye me right where it hurts!

This is going to be a five-course salad of words describing how much of a complete wastrel you are, so here's a start: It's called a scrotum. It holds testes in normal males. Those silicon orbs that you've had added to make your nether regions more "fuck-rockin' good" are nothing like the "balls" all of your other barbarous, idiot, Australian friends are talking about.

More to come (all over your face and big dick-suckin' lips).
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 08:43:27 AM »

classic is so lazy and boring that he has to post-pone and schedule his feeble attempts at insults

kill yourself
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 08:45:05 AM »

Don't think that good advice for you is good for others Doom.

That's right. You are in third grade. You can't stick that on me, 'cuz I am rubber.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2009, 09:06:59 AM »

yeah what the hell classic

do you think we need five second updates on the trivial bullshit you're doing? DO I LOOK LIKE I read the active game
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 09:57:06 AM »

I am doing some high-grade bisonshit frocto. Do you know why? It's 'cuz I'm an American. I'm born with a ridiculous puritan work ethic and a love of the one true god (and never having any fun). We have nice things here. All you have is that blathering faux-faux-faux-intellectual numbskull Croshaw. And he's a fuckin' limey.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 10:34:39 AM »

I hear if you only put pictures of anime girls that look like they're ten into your avatars, it means you're a pedophile.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2009, 06:39:09 PM »

Defenestration beats his wife. He also beats women. He is generally an uncouth and unpleasant soul.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2009, 08:58:42 PM »

Ten bucks says Guild is going to make 50,000 entries in this thread and they're all going to be shit, because he cannot maintain a sentence long enough to take it anywhere than off a cliff, but boy does he try. It's like watching a dickless rabbit try to fuck.

Disappointed that this was my only mention.

If there's one thing this thread demonstrates, it's that everyone here seems to think cursing = funny. I wish I were a judge so I could give you all negative points.

Sharkey: Not much to say about the man. He used to be funny, then he sold out and now he's just another artificial videogame personality pimping product for the man as a market substitute for a critic (something the industry seems incapable of producing anyway).

Kazz: God your girlfriend is annoying. Way to give her a backstage pass and make everyone feel awkward. She's in #finalfight right now talking about regurgitating factoids from whatever inane psych class she recently took.

Brentai: Is doing an LP of Xenogears. Nuff said.

Thad: The boards were a replacement girlfriend for him. That makes you all unpaid prostitutes, also known as sluts. Think about that and then go take a shame shower, sickos in Real World.

Guildenstern: Tool.

Classic: SHUT. THE. LIVING. FUCK. UP.

Doom: Probably the most sensitive person I know. What a cuddly little ball of easily hurt feelings. I just want to take him home and dress him up and show him off at a pageant.

Pacobird: Paco can almost sing. And he almost has a respectable profession. He's like an almost singing nearlawyer!

Frocto: I can't insult someone who is so self-loathing that he feels an overwhelming urge to drink himself into oblivion every night. I wouldn't want to cause more damage.

Fortinbras: Everyone who is making jokes about feet are still smarter than you despite demonstrating otherwise by making jokes about feet in this thread. Stupid.

Drethelin: Who?

Yeoz: Cheater.

Cait: Rewards suckups.

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Aintaer: Vegetarianism is unnatural and pointless.

Bongo Bill: Sucks at Werewolf.

Cyan Prime: Better than everyone else who reads this.

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Envy: Obviously mentally challenged or something.

McDohl, JDigital, Joxam and Malikial: You all know what you have in common, and it's absolutely sickening.

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Rosencrantz: Has smelly feet.

sei: I will never show anyone this picture I have of you out of pity rather than a sense of friendship.

Transportation and Detonator: Are on a team with me.

Anyone I missed: You don't matter.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2009, 09:06:08 PM »

<Guild> Oh man I forgot Romo.
<@Romosome> speaking of space though
<Guild> Romo: You suck.
* @Romosome thumbs up
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2009, 03:15:30 AM »

:nyoro~n:

Disappointed that this was my only mention.

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Anyone I missed: You don't matter.

Otherwise, :perfect:
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2009, 07:30:49 AM »

Fuck you, not judged.
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Re: Dissin' Fu
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2009, 07:31:48 AM »

I win for not being dissed by anyone.

HUGS.
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