Ten bucks says Guild is going to make 50,000 entries in this thread and they're all going to be shit, because he cannot maintain a sentence long enough to take it anywhere than off a cliff, but boy does he try. It's like watching a dickless rabbit try to fuck.
Disappointed that this was my only mention.
If there's one thing this thread demonstrates, it's that everyone here seems to think cursing = funny. I wish I were a judge so I could give you all negative points.
Sharkey: Not much to say about the man. He used to be funny, then he sold out and now he's just another artificial videogame personality pimping product for the man as a market substitute for a critic (something the industry seems incapable of producing anyway).
Kazz: God your girlfriend is annoying. Way to give her a backstage pass and make everyone feel awkward. She's in #finalfight right now
talking about regurgitating factoids from whatever inane psych class she recently took.
Brentai: Is doing an LP of Xenogears. Nuff said.
Thad: The boards were a replacement girlfriend for him. That makes you all unpaid prostitutes, also known as sluts. Think about that and then go take a shame shower, sickos in Real World.
Guildenstern: Tool.
Classic:
SHUT. THE. LIVING. FUCK. UP.Doom: Probably the most sensitive person I know. What a cuddly little ball of easily hurt feelings. I just want to take him home and dress him up and show him off at a pageant.
Pacobird: Paco can almost sing. And he almost has a respectable profession. He's like an almost singing nearlawyer!
Frocto: I can't insult someone who is so self-loathing that he feels an overwhelming urge to drink himself into oblivion every night. I wouldn't want to cause more damage.
Fortinbras: Everyone who is making jokes about feet are still smarter than you despite demonstrating otherwise by making jokes about feet in this thread. Stupid.
Drethelin: Who?
Yeoz: Cheater.
Cait: Rewards suckups.
Friday: A man.
Aintaer: Vegetarianism is unnatural and pointless.
Bongo Bill: Sucks at Werewolf.
Cyan Prime: Better than everyone else who reads this.
Defenestration: Couldn't figure out The Labyrinth.
Envy: Obviously mentally challenged or something.
McDohl, JDigital, Joxam and Malikial: You all know what you have in common, and it's absolutely sickening.
Norondor: Can't support himself.
PheonixUltima: Not smart enough to get out after the first 100 times we made fun of him, clearly likes the abuse.
Rosencrantz: Has smelly feet.
sei: I will never show anyone this picture I have of you out of pity rather than a sense of friendship.
Transportation and Detonator: Are on a team with me.
Anyone I missed: You don't matter.