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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 09:34:14 PM »

Bomberman 2, first attempt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0RgbnT1zEw

That's a terrible video and you really shouldn't watch it, but I wanted to at least have something submitted for the participant credit.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 09:57:05 PM »

Another 16-17 Second Genius Bomberman kill! Good thing you hit the exit door three times or I'd feel really bad for not touching up my 4-6 and 4-8.

Hell, it looks like you've got the bronze sewn up since all the other lazy asses have a mere seven hours to submit.

Thanks for participating, these are fun to watch.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 10:05:16 PM »

Yeah, I'm still working on Mario, and I may redo Bomberman if there's time. Trying to figure out how to get stereo mix to actually work in XP; no matter how high I set the volume of various input and output sources, my microphone doesn't pick up anything when Camtasia actually records in stereo mix.

EDIT TO ADD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ula-0BG1ko8

Flailing with the controls, and I didn't even find the right level. Audio's still fucked.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 11:43:22 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk1QrQtUqFA

You wanted to see people flailing at the Mario stages, Doom? Here's my next try. It turns out that using "Stereo Mix" for audio input wipes out anything I say, even though I have mic input maximized and audio output minimized. Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 12:04:21 AM »

<Niku> holy shit
<Niku> frocto
<Niku> i found someone who makes me scream WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING while watching play video games more than you
<Niku> and his name is newbie
<Frocto> niku did you see that picture
<Niku> of course i did i see all pictures
<Frocto> what did newbie play
<Frocto> it comes as no surprise that he is incompetent at games
<Niku> well specifically him playing smb3
<Frocto> also, I have been playing knytt stories of my own volition
<Niku> i'm going to have to watch my own smb3 playing to cleanse this
<Frocto> hahaha how great
<Niku> possibly while masturbating
<Frocto> yeah
<Frocto> masturbating might not be enough
<Niku> mansturbating then
<Frocto> hold on, I'll be right over
<Niku> also, not sure if i'm glad or sad i deleted all the other speed footage i recorded
<Niku> since i could have put together a sped up blooper reel i guess
<Niku> BUT OH WELL
<Frocto> I have actually deleted a few of my lps
<Niku> you're like hitler but worse
<Frocto> so if my youtube account ever gets deleted
<Frocto> the world has lost my el viento and rocket knight adventures lps
<Niku> I JUST PHYSICALLY CRINGED AT NEWBIE LOSING HIS RACOON TAIL FOR LIKE THE EIGHTH TIME
<Frocto> oh man this sounds like quality viewing
<Niku> i wish his voice had recorded properly
<Frocto> niku, some people ARE genuinely bad at videogames
<Niku> i
<Niku> i don't follow
<Frocto> instead of just bumbling dopes like me
<Frocto> well
<Frocto> Imagine picking up a pad
<Frocto> and the buttons are reversed
<Niku> HE IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME
<Niku> he just LOST HIS LEAF AGAIN
<Frocto> :D
<Niku> HOW DO YOU RUN OUT OF TIME
<Niku> IN A LEVEL
<Niku> YOU ARE SPEED-RUNNING
<Frocto> link plz


raw unfiltered hubris up ins

(to be fair, it's a lot easier to make it look good when you don't show off all your mistakes.  which is the point of a lot of LPs!  .. if not generally speed-runs.)
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2009, 01:26:10 AM »

I like to think I'm breaking new ground in the world of crappy youtube videos. What fresh new audio problems does my blooper reel have? I put the microphone too close to my mouth, so there's a pleasant ubiquity of microphone noise over everything. On the plus side, I actually wind up finishing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZYNaMtJXLU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpLyGu97VL4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKhsf5raxWw
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2009, 02:22:37 AM »

By posting these videos, I, Newbie of the WFE, hereby revoke any right to ever criticize Fried Octopus or his subsidiaries for their videogaming skills ever again. I also submit of my own free will that I suck the big one.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2009, 07:12:49 AM »

And it's over with only three participants as of 2 hours and 15 minutes ago.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2009, 07:16:34 AM »

Frocto says he's entering late and will take a -1 and then judge all of the videos by tomorrow.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2009, 12:59:56 PM »

By posting these videos, I, Newbie of the WFE, hereby revoke any right to ever criticize Fried Octopus or his subsidiaries for their videogaming skills ever again. I also submit of my own free will that I suck the big one.

It sure would be nice if it worked that way, wouldn't it?
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2009, 12:57:25 PM »



http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4665547A8AEAB90A

Playlist in progress.

SCORES INCOMING WOOP WOOP WOOP
SCORES INCOMING WOOP WOOP WOOP


Niku: A perfect 10. Style, panache and my own nation member. What more could you ask for?

Doom: Egregious as ever. He took it to the faces and the faces were smashed. He is, now and forever, Doom. 8 out of 10.

Frocto: Beating Detonator at his own game. The game Detonator whined about to have included. The game he said he'd participate in and then didn't. Yeah, that game. 5 out of 10, because 1:42 is honestly not that great a time, with a bonus +1 for chewing the fat with Metroid Progamer Junek Aran. What a pussy.

Newbie: Niku said I should judge him by his best videos. Doom said I should judge by his worst. Either way, the Third Nation stays true to its namesake. 3 out of 10.
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2009, 08:16:58 AM »


Doom set the curve with an 8


Niku stepped things up and earned a 10 for frog-related antics.


Frocto kicked Detonator in the dick at his own game for kind of sort of a 5


I've give you the trophy if I could, Newbie, but you really just earned a 3.




Niku wins the Gold for Let's Play Worstlympics!




Doom wins the Silver for Pirates of Doombeard Cove!




Frocto wins the Bronze for Let's Play Worstlympics!
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Re: Let's Speed
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2009, 08:29:52 AM »

what! I thought the other judges got to vote as well

what

WHAT



Omake feature!
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