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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2009, 09:40:07 PM »

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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2009, 09:58:30 PM »

The game's good asshole

And a speedrun would consist of more than GET TWO WARP WHISTLES, NEVER STOP MOVING RIGHT :)
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2009, 09:58:50 PM »

WHO CAN NEVER STOP MOVING RIGHT MORE? LET FATE BE THE JUDGE
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2009, 09:59:02 PM »

A WARRIOR DESIRES A SWORD

A SWORD DESIRES TRUTH
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2009, 09:59:23 PM »

I don't know what you think I'm implying.  I played the shit out of that game.

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It's not very good.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2009, 10:00:30 PM »

Do you think the game's bad or the talking and pictures, that's the real question.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2009, 10:01:08 PM »

I mean apart from being boring to speedrun part of the problem i have with mario 3 is that it sucks.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2009, 07:00:33 AM »

A few notes!

1) Thanks for suggestions, that's a lot easier for me to google than to sit in my chair and try to remember things I rented when I was 9.

2) Ok I am 100% legitimately neutral curious as to why SMB3 sucks.

3) It wasn't gonna be a full SMB3 speed-run, I was gonna blunder my way to some pain-in-the-ass World 6 stage with an assortment of random power-ups, offer you guys the save and tell you to beat the stage as fast as you could.




Right now I am most sold on.. Bomberman 2. Because it is the best game ever made. Also lends itself to being a genius rather than run-to-the-right.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2009, 03:09:10 PM »

I have always sucked at bomberman. I'll play if someone gives me a walkthrough for downloading, installing, saving and posting my runthrough.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2009, 03:47:01 PM »

Bomberman? hnnnngh

Umihara Kawase. I just made a decision. You'll all have to live with it.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2009, 03:51:37 PM »

bionic commandooooo
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2009, 04:03:43 PM »

Rearmed is 10bux and on steam. you have no reason to not have it.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2009, 04:04:57 PM »

alternatively ninja five-ooooooooo
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2009, 04:06:34 PM »

alternatively ninja five-ooooooooo

ALTERNATELY NINJA FIVE-O good call dude

But basically, some game where a speedrun involves something more than just playing the game normally but not dying. Either because of secret lore or exploits.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2009, 04:24:53 PM »

Whatever we pick, I'm adding Super Metroid to the mix because I want a gold medal.  I'll even record myself so you can all tremble before my glory.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2009, 07:03:46 PM »

I wanted to be spiderman when I was a kid, so I am pretty much sold on any game with a grapple arm, yeah.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2009, 07:55:48 PM »

umihara kawase is GRAPPLING HOOK THE GAME (PLUS FISH)
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2009, 09:01:13 PM »

CRITERIA

1 Must be familiar to most people.
2 Must not be so familiar that it was featured in a major motion picture.
3 Must not be a game that any one person is obviously overspecialized in.
4 Must not be linear.
5 Must have a grappling hook.
6 Must not be heavily based on luck.
7 Must not be a damned text adventure or RPG

SUGGESTIONS
Progress Quest (6)
Cave Story
I Wanna Be the Guy
Super Mario Bros. 3 (4)
Zork (7)
Adventure (7)
Super Mario World (4)
God of Fire (6)(3)
Alien Soldier (4)
Uniracers
Super Bomberman 2
Enviro-Bear 2000 (6)
An RPG (7)
Super Metroid (3)
Megaman 2
Quake
Guardian Legend
Magic John (4)
Solomon's Key (1)
Xexyz (1)
Doom II (3)
Umihara Kawase (1)
Bionic Commando
Bionic Commando Rearmed
Ninja Five-O (1)

ALTERNATELY

Record any speedrun you want.  The judges will award medals based on how relatively impressed they are.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2009, 09:14:31 PM »

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Record any speedrun you want.  The judges will award medals based on how relatively impressed they are.

Haha, we had the same idea.
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Re: Let's Speed Decision Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2009, 09:54:02 PM »

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Record any speedrun you want.  The judges will award medals based on how relatively impressed they are.

Haha, we had the same idea.

So if I did a 50 hour speedrun of an RPG, would the judges be forced to watch it?

Though I should probably not complain, since this would let me show off anyway.
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