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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2009, 08:16:38 PM »

Mr Smiles is the best game I have ever played
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2009, 10:50:30 AM »

Download Succor from this link. Get as far as you can in the time provided. Returning to previous stages is permitted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFEzFGRFeiE

Take this! My love, MY ANGER, and all of my sorrow for the ZSNES.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUZ_0FvW5w

Frocto I dare you to beat the Pig Factory segment of Virtual Bart for the ZSNES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soigFZNQLYk
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2009, 11:52:14 PM »

Frocto!

I am sorry for this, but I will have you play the WORST FAN GAME I have ever received. The poor kid worked his heart out for some of the most boring, tedious, awful game design ever. Play as far as you can! I completed all of it out of some sick sense of duty.

http://kayin.pyoko.org/mrsmiles.exe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYIpICVxNU

Frocto: Kaizo Mario stage 1, no statesaves. It would have been stage 12 with statesaves, but I couldn't find a save file to download.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nf6yo8n-UQ
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2009, 12:25:02 AM »

My entry: Bebe's Kids for the SNES. HAVE FUN!

(And while you raise valid points on Kaizo Mario, you're still bitching for the majority of the video, so Guild is winning)
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2009, 12:45:44 AM »

And I would submit that bitching at a mouth-breather and bitching at a game should be considered seperate from each other!

Personally, I would say Envy has the lead.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2009, 12:53:35 AM »

Make or select a portion of a game for Frocto to play. The winner is the person who makes him cry the most.

Isn't specified! I think it was his evil plan, personally. :P
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 06:37:08 AM »

And I would submit that bitching at a mouth-breather and bitching at a game should be considered seperate from each other!
Keep that in mind when you play mine. I gave you a very good set-up, anything happening to you is the game's fault.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2009, 10:00:07 AM »

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2009, 12:39:34 PM »

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2009, 12:54:29 PM »

I'll allow it, but only because I seriously considered using this contest as an advertising platform myself before realizing there was no way I was going to have something put together by the deadline (on account of Holy Fuck I Suddenly Have Work Again PRODUCTIVITY BARRAGE).
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2009, 08:33:41 PM »

I was seriously considering using one of Sora's games, too.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:18 PM »

No, I totally don't have a save there. I don't know what you fucked up.

Still, seems from the video I at least got in the top three.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2009, 09:34:45 PM »

The vending machine puzzle from Infocom's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I will provide the game image and an interactive fiction client configured to be nice and legible even with a screen the size of a YouTube video.

Edit: it goes without saying that you're not allowed to use a guide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWqSzUr2BAw

Nevermind, the boss is the best part anyway, so I put you basically right next to her.

The Game: Terranigma.

The Challenge: Kill the Queen of Spain

The Files: Game, Save, and a note giving the only walkthrough info I want you to have.

I only fear I have made it too easy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2662k6myII

And Niku's entry: The Path.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKB7CKka5k

No, I totally don't have a save there. I don't know what you fucked up.

Still, seems from the video I at least got in the top three.

Did you watch the video? You should've clearly seen I loaded the state! I just had another look at the rom and L O L you expected me to load the game up and load the save file, which is something I haven't done on an emulator in years. I wasn't aware we were old men with zimmer frames.

Anyway, I will record a new video later probably, which will doubtlessly be 1,000 times less frustrating for me than the other one.

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2009, 10:13:32 PM »

Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2009, 10:31:21 PM »

Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!

Can that be done in ten minutes?
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2009, 10:33:40 PM »

Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!

Can that be done in ten minutes?
Yes.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2009, 07:27:47 AM »

Oh! That vending machine puzzle. I beat that. I think I did it without a guide, too. As I recall, it took a lot of persistence.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2009, 05:54:20 AM »

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2009, 03:13:53 PM »

Hey Frocto. Remember that game I was telling you about? Arkista's Ring?

http://www.emulanium.com/nesrom54.htm

Play until you can't play anymore.
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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2009, 03:39:19 PM »

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