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Author Topic: Frocto May Cry  (Read 7964 times)

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2009, 07:55:10 PM »

Oh man, I should have suggested Blue Ice.

Sticking to my guns tho cause Blue Ice is a pain in the ass to run.

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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2009, 01:25:39 AM »

Okay, guys, I have hit a bit of a snag. Episode 9, Untigrand, is recorded but the 10 minute file of a text game is clocking in at 471 megabytes. Yeah, I know right

So what's the best way to compress this beauty?
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2009, 01:31:34 AM »

Chuck the frame rate.  I doubt you need 30 fps for a text game of any description.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2009, 06:39:29 AM »

This event is closed! Frocto may judge when and how he pleases!
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2009, 10:22:14 AM »

Thanks for your entries, everyone. I will get the last few entries done over the next few days, before the Worstlympics wrap up. That's a promise.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2009, 01:09:11 PM »

OK I chose mine

http://www.increpare.com/2009/04/untigrand/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNudSm0OFQc

Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A857FPoLQCo

My entry: Bebe's Kids for the SNES. HAVE FUN!

(And while you raise valid points on Kaizo Mario, you're still bitching for the majority of the video, so Guild is winning)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkyiRbkssWo

Hey Frocto? Remember Inca? That game I was telling you about that one time?

Play it as far as you can. I can hook you up with the game itself, but I still don't know the controls.

::D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZ397iAw3Y

We take another stab at Terranigma. It's excruciating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I2Lq_N8cyE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYBf7rj16o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuM5yeyK6pA

And we try The Path windowed. It looks much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2hI1k3M42s

Everything is done except for Blue Ice, which Zara is working on getting ready. If we can't get it sorted out before the 31st, I'll simply go ahead and declare the scores without it.

Also, Dogstar is disqualified, but you know that already.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:23 PM »

You actually have to punch the glass things before they hit the ground, despite the implication of the earlier "cinematic". Isn't that superb game design in action?
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2009, 10:06:01 AM »

[02:03] spikesjerico: oh this is that game about the girl that got raped
[02:03] spikesjerico: and made a horror game about it
[02:03] Frocto: oh is that what it's about
[02:03] spikesjerico: its stupid as shit
[02:03] Frocto: I kind of feel bad for making fun of it now
[02:03] spikesjerico: it tries to be artsy and falls on its ass
[02:03] spikesjerico: No that's okay.
[02:03] Frocto: that is basically the gist of what I say, yeah
[02:03] spikesjerico: Being raped is a horrible thing. But it is not something to talk about for the rest of your life and make video games about
[02:04] Frocto: true enough
[02:04] Frocto: it's a good thing you are too ugly to ever worry about being raped :)
[02:04] spikesjerico: According to the developer, the game is not meant to be played in the traditional sense, in that there is no winning strategy. In fact, much of the gameplay requires the player to choose the losing path, in order for the sisters to run into encounters which they (and hence the player) are meant to experience. Even the story narratives are not typical for a game, as explained by the developer, "We are not story-tellers in the traditional sense of the word. In the sense that we know a story and we want to share it with you. Our work is more about exploring the narrative potential of a situation. We create only the situation. And the actual story emerges from playing, partially in the game, partially in the player’s mind."
[02:04] Frocto: my good friend emily is safe
[02:05] Frocto: woooow
[02:05] spikesjerico: translation: I am pretentious as fuck, wakka wakka wakka

[02:07] spikesjerico: they say the game is free form
[02:07] spikesjerico: but it really is basically the same thing over and over
[02:07] Frocto: you have to collect flowers, I think
[02:08] spikesjerico: you have to find the generic as shit big bad wolf rapist-symbol
[02:08] Frocto: anyway
[02:08] spikesjerico: then go to grandmas house and get raped
[02:08] Frocto: make sure you watch that video to where I find the poem thinfg
[02:08] spikesjerico: if you don't get raped you get the game over screen
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »

I'm glad that, despite it sucking, you went through the proper section of Terranigma. At first I figured just the Queen was enough to let you know how much of a hopeless endeavor it feels like fighting her. Then I realized "wait, when you fight her daughter they give you very simple instructions, but Frocto is not one to figure out things like that!"

You did not disappoint, thank you.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2009, 12:20:35 PM »

Ingestion of Blue Ice may be lethal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBi3ZbRdKlE

AWARDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeyIXDq-n3M

AND SO CONCLUDES FROCTO MAY CRY

THANKS FOR PLAYING, GIRLS AND BOYS
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2009, 12:50:24 PM »

Placeholder Post

Newbie Succor 6/10

Envy Ultraman 9/10

Doom Virtual Bart 5/10

Kayin Mr Smiles 1/10

Guild Kaizo Mario 5/10

BongoBill Hitchhiker's 7/10

Rygaron Terranigma 10/10

Niku Rape Game 8/10

Zara Untigrand 7/10

Buge Inca 1/10

Zara Blue Ice 0/10
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2009, 01:09:46 PM »

Scandalous! Mr Smiles is way worse then that!
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2009, 01:12:15 PM »

I guess I wasn't good enough to get to the real bullshit. :nyoro~n:
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2009, 01:46:05 PM »

High-five anyone? Anyone?

Frocto: I don't know nor care if it sways your judgment, but at that level I'm pretty sure using the weapon she's weak against caps out at 4 damage or so.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2009, 01:47:33 PM »

that's great dipshit
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2009, 01:48:47 PM »

It looks like my habit of not playing bad games has finally caught up with me!
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2009, 01:58:05 PM »

But Doom! You play WoW all the time!
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2009, 01:58:27 PM »

But Classic! You make banal jokes all the time!
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2009, 02:13:38 PM »

Classic! You make CLASSIC JOKES all the time!

It's a thing I do. Like correcting your moranic errors.
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Re: Frocto May Cry
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2009, 02:14:46 PM »

Moranic, huh.
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