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Author Topic: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words  (Read 5880 times)

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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2009, 08:56:07 AM »

Nom nom nom. Mannicotti is delicious.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2009, 03:20:03 PM »

At midnight, Lithgow beheaded the chicken.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2009, 08:07:20 PM »

Seriously, is this thing over yet?
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2009, 02:08:14 AM »

I just kicked a cockatrice and
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 09:08:54 AM »

When sipped colors washed my vision.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 09:24:19 AM »

In retrospect, violence -was- the answer.

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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 03:48:22 PM »

Notice: Only your first entry counts.

And you lose points for each following entry, right?
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 03:54:24 PM »

Nobody cared before starting, or after.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 04:20:39 PM »

Her eyes closed after the apology.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2009, 10:05:06 PM »

This ended at 9 AM on the 28th, but whatever. Judges, start Judging.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2009, 10:11:15 PM »

Well, that certainly took long enough.


I was starting to worry you wouldn't burst into the thread yelling "SHUT UP, CLASSIC!  YET JUDGMENT BE UPON THEE!" at all.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2009, 10:14:42 PM »

He posted on the 27th so who cares?
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »

What the hell, Doom.  Just... what.

I judged from Good to Bad.

Guild: 10
First entry will always be best.

Kazz: 1
You can't, just because you're Kazz.

drethlin: 4
Sherlock Holmes would never say that.

Defenestration: 3
Go back to writing contest 2.

Rygaron: 3
Meta-humor and not a real sentence.

Shinra: 7
Thumbs up on the gun jokes.

Newbie: 10
It's plain, simple... I like it.

BongBill: 5
That's not happy, not at all.

Classic: 7
Oh man that was a classic.

Dogstar: 6
Here have some pity from me.

Niku: 8
Story matches avatar; Judge is moved.

Stalyker: 3
Go back to writing contest 1.

Brentai: 10,000,000
Veritably the same feelings as myself.

yyler: 1
First was good, rest are terrible.

mce: 6
I didn't know you're still alive!

Catloaf: 5
I don't know... too first person?

VgameT: 4
Me too,  When is this over?

Doom: 1
He forced me to do this.

Envy: 3
Yeah but is it a story?

Fortinbras: 8
Heh heh, it made me laugh.

Esperath: 9
Did you do it on purpose?

Zaratustra: 10
Oh silly Zara, Violence always is.

Detonator: 3
Seriously I'm sick of this shit.

All of you: Losers
With the notable exception of Fortinbras: his avatar makes me so happy.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2009, 11:06:45 AM »

RAPID FIRE JUDGING.  ALL SCORES BASED ON ELECTROMAGNETIC WEATHER PATTERNS.

Guild: 6
Mmmmmyokay.
Kazz: 2
Wrong contest.
drethelin: 4
No highlight, capper or sense.
Defenestration: 5
Yeahsure.
Rygaron: 7
Almost clever.
Shinra: 7
Heh.
Newbie: 2
I don't get it.
Bongo Bill: 5
Mmhmm.
Classic: 3
Shut up Classic.
Niku: 8
Finally an interesting one.
Lyrai: 4
You used that one already.
Brentai: x
He really did.
yyler: 3
That is not a story.
mce: 4
That barely counts as a story.
Catloaf: 6
That's a little better.
Norondor: 4
That is also not a story.
VgameT: 2
What?
Doom: 2
What?
Envy: 2
So what?
Fortinbras: 7
Mostly just comparatively okay.
Esperath: 10
BRILLIANT.
Zaratustra: 10
PERFECT.
Detonator: 8
Good.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2009, 09:26:52 PM »

Guild: 6
:suave:
Kazz: 3
:wat:
drethelin: 4

Defenestration: 8
:glee:
Rygaron: 7

Shinra: 7
:itsmagic:
Newbie: 5

Bongo Bill: 4

Classic: 6
:disapprove:
Niku: 9
:cake:
Lyrai: 3
I used it already.
Brentai: 10
:approve:
yyler: 0
Posted too many times.
mce: 2
:nyoro~n:
Catloaf: 5

Norondor: 6

VgameT: 4

Doom: 1

Envy: 3

Fortinbras: 4

Esperath: 9
::D:
Zaratustra: 10
:perfect:
Detonator: 9
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2009, 07:25:15 AM »

Zara 10
Brentai 10  DOOM JUDGEMENT
Esperath 9.5
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2009, 07:26:23 AM »



Zara wins the Gold for B.R.O.N.T.O.!



Brentai wins the Silver for himself!



Esperath wins the Bronze for himself!
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2009, 01:52:00 PM »

OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYY

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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2009, 02:01:04 PM »

"OKAY GUYS I HAVE MY ENTRY READYYYYYYYY"

That's not fine literature my friend.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2009, 02:11:17 PM »

Classic, that's seven words, you retard.
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