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Author Topic: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words  (Read 5923 times)

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Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« on: August 04, 2009, 06:50:40 AM »



Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words!

Begins the 20th!

Ends the 28th!


Write a story in six words.

If you have to ask, don't.
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Re: Fiction Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 08:11:20 AM »

I bump the topic. It's open.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2009, 08:50:57 AM »

"World's Bloodiest Gangbang:" Poor girl 'won.'
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 09:32:29 AM »

as he bucked into my mouth
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2009, 09:55:02 AM »

Elementary, dear Watson. It's always pigmies.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2009, 09:57:15 AM »

Soracross trolled with a triumphant fist.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 10:04:12 AM »

I don't need six words.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 10:17:04 AM »

Kazz accidentally the whole pizza, almost.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 12:20:10 PM »

Cheney pumped the shotgun. "Let's rock."
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 12:59:30 PM »

Deep space: the silent void. Shh.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2009, 01:09:44 PM »

She lived happily ever after him.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 02:30:37 PM »

The error is uncorrected; I'm banned.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2009, 03:09:22 PM »

15 year crush has new boyfriend.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2009, 03:39:34 PM »

Sky falling, she tightened her grip.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 05:17:28 PM »

A hairy beanbag assaulted the dog.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2009, 06:00:26 PM »

Reading these, the judge became depressed.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 06:08:57 PM »

This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2009, 07:19:55 PM »

I rebooted, slaughtered, then shut down.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2009, 07:55:24 PM »

This is the shittiest gimmick guys.
Oh fuck, just realized this counted.
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Re: Writing Contest 3: Six Sweet Words
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »

yyler you are not fooling anyone.
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