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Author Topic: 1500m Freestyle Bitching  (Read 5563 times)

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1500m Freestyle Bitching
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:14:29 PM »

If this isn't an official WFE sport than I don't know what is.

EVERY CONTESTANT IN THE WORSTLYMPICS HAS BEEN GIVEN A SCORE OF 1.7 WITH A -1 PENALTY IN THIS EVENT.

Rant about how unfair this is.  The winning entrant will be the one who makes the judges raise his score to get him to shut up.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2009, 04:58:13 PM »

I love you guys and I'm sure that whatever score I got was applicable. <3
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »

Joxam gets one point for being a sport.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2009, 05:33:40 PM »

What, a mere fucking FOUR HOURS pass and the logical conclusion is that NOBODY CARES? Fuck you twice, Brent: once for giving me a shitty score, and once again for assuming that I must not care about said shitty score before I realized you'd given it to me.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 05:44:05 PM »

ALSO: don't penalize players who haven't even announced intention to participate, jackhole. And didn't Kazz say not to use decimals in your scoring? "0.7", my ass. I demand a recount.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 07:21:01 PM »

Fuck you Brentai. Like there aren't enough fucking contests already. You're like the drippy shit that squodges out of a hairy man's ass, and that was BEFORE you decided to have this the fucking day that Niku was heading out of town. COINCIDENCE? DOES BRENTAI HAVE AN OUNCE OF WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING? THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS IS THE SAME.

Now look here you plastic bag full of feces that a man is trying to swing over his head to throw at his neighbour's door, but in doing so he accidentally tears the bag and gets rained on by his own drippy hairy man shit. There are already like, fuck, 50,000,000 fucking events. WE DON'T NEED MORE EVENTS. I DON'T WANT TO DO MORE WORK. So give me a fucking 10 in this or so help me god I will just LEAVE THIS FORUM FOREVER.

P.S. I am a Lamia.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 08:00:36 PM »

i spread my bitching out into other threads so i wouldn't accidentally win this one
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 08:05:18 PM »

yall are posting in a troll thread imo
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 08:07:13 PM »

yyler gets a point for the wisdom of children.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 08:16:01 PM »

troll thread hey

* Now talking in #XXXXXerrorXXXdataXXXdeletedXXXXX
* Topic is 'they speak english in what'
* Set by [bot]![bot]@c-67-174-149-183.hsd1.ca.comcast.net on Sat Aug 08 09:20:38
<Guild> ok that is bullshit
<Guild> is this supposed to be fun or is it supposed to be a popularity contest
<Guild> i'm guess b
<Guild> guessing
<Guild> first of all
<Guild> if i put the fucking flag of mexico into 100x190 dimensions you wouldn't be able to fucking see the design on it
<Guild> if i wanted to make a pennant, i'd have even less space to work with
<Guild> so i get punished for wanting to fully explore the spirit of making a flag for my country
<Defenestration> Back
<Guild> because the judges are dicks
<Guild> (i'm winning the bitching thread help me out)
<Defenestration> Well, I was thinking about that too.
<Guild> second of all
<Defenestration> He even SAID that some of the designs were small and hard to read
<Defenestration> God I wonder why
<Defenestration> Penalty for this but penalty if you don't
<Defenestration> NO WAY OUT
<Guild> doom's trying to be all noble and give me -1 because i came in, what, 20 minutes over the wire, destroying his own credibility in the process with the other judges
<Guild> a hasty decision at best
<Guild> doom's unfit to lead this shindig
<Guild> because he's making it about himself rather than the participants
<Guild> where is the harm in just saying, "Ok, judges, I'm locking this thread. PM me your judgements.
<Guild> "
<Guild> bad call doom
<Guild> you know, it would be nice if this wasn't essentially 'do you have X product and or service? Then you can participate in this event!' the spirit of these things used to be that we had as many free fucking events as possible
<Guild> to let the poor kids have fun too
<Guild> the free events were worth the most points
<Guild> but it looks like MTG which sucks and TF2 which I don't have are going to cost us this game
<Guild> er, the olympics
<Guild> let me go down this list and point out all the events i can't even fucking do
<Guild> WoW armory critiques: Yeah.
<Guild> You know what there are just too fucking many to name this sucks god
<Guild> And now Brentai is giving people points for not bitching wtf is this shit i'm posting this to the boards fuck him
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 08:52:53 PM »

i don't know how to win this one
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 08:58:42 PM »

Everyone in this community is a crybaby.

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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 09:00:24 PM »

Keep it coming.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 09:01:05 PM »

i... i'm out of stuff man! i'm actually having fun this year so it's hard!
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 09:01:33 PM »

Lyrai's namechange is annoying.
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 09:03:07 PM »

Guild gets a point.

I don't know why!
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2009, 09:04:00 PM »

FUCK THAT

you don't even give a fucking REASON? How am I supposed to learn from my own performances with some shit judging like that?!
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2009, 09:07:34 PM »

you just changed the premise of this thread brentai lover of dongs in the eye

originally you were rewarding people for doing the opposite of bitching: being mature

now you're rewarding my crappy behavior

unless you know i'm being heavily ironic

i don't give you that much credit though because i'm pretty sure you suck completely at life

that wasn't so much bitching as an observation

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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »

Fagwrench!

Guild gets a point.

(The points will later be tallied and may or may not have an actual affect on your score.)
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Re: 1500m Freestyle Bitching
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 09:21:34 PM »

every time Brentai says "point" he is talking about a decimal point

how guild has several of these i cannot know
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