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Achievement Discussion Thread
« on: August 13, 2009, 08:53:38 AM »

Bitch about achievements, make half-hearted attempts to piss me off and earn that achievement or actually design and suggest new achievements here.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 10:46:38 AM »

completely happy with achievements
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 11:53:31 AM »

Stop It
Be awarded a zero or negative score.

The Steroids Paid Off
Beat a clear favorite in a non-judged event (i.e. Kayin in Spelunky)

The Kneepads Paid Off
Beat a clear favorite in a judged event (i.e. Doom in Image-Fu)

Delicious Bait
Take a fake event seriously.

When All You Have is a Hammer...
Use a specific event skill during the Worstlympics for another event (i.e. LPing during the Flag Contest)

Everyone May Cry
Frustrate somebody other than Frocto during the Frocto May Cry event
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 12:10:48 PM »

I already have most of these.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 01:16:24 PM »

Consolation Prize
Don't win a medal or any other prize in any event that you entered, but also don't be conspicuously bad.

Attendance Award
Participate earnestly in more than half the events.

Distinguished Service Award
Win more points for your nation than any of your countrymen.

Demerit
Drop out of or fail to complete one event.

Badge of Shame
Drop out of or fail to complete all the events you signed up for.
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...but is it art?

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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 02:04:13 PM »

I plan to get most of those.
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Re: Individual Merit
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2009, 11:55:53 PM »

the reason these all look shitty is that they are saved as JPGs insetad of PNGs
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Re: Individual Merit
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2009, 12:58:42 AM »

Requesting "irritate doom" achievement.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Individual Merit
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »

Actually Det, you've been one of the only people who has criticized my operations that has gone on to offer legitimate advice and not piss me off. I'm sorry but.. you're a gentleman.

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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2009, 10:33:50 AM »

I'd like to thank Kazz for inadvertently helping me make the new achievements look better.

But he did it in an off-hand and rude manner, so he has earned a double-whammy of achievements.

Congratulations, buddy!

The new .png achieves do look much nicer...
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2009, 10:35:06 AM »

...I honestly thought the ugliness was intentional.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2009, 10:41:06 AM »

It was, to a point(the point being that nobody else will do this, so suck my dick if you don't like my work.) I like the way the .pngs look and it was just haste and laziness on my part.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2009, 01:47:08 PM »

Save the best...
Win a competition with the last submitted entry.

Rules are meaningless
Win a judged competition despite a score penalty.

Armchair Athlete
Fail to participate in or judge an event you originally suggested.

Stacking the odds
Win an event you originally suggested.

The two sweetest words
Win an event by having the only legal entry.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2009, 03:33:52 PM »

Thinking of these is more fun than working.

Setting the bar
Win an event with the first legal entry.

Father of his country
Start a country that at least one other person joined.

Government mandated doping
Earn a medal in an event where two other members of your country earned the other two medals.

Government mandated euthanasia
Participate in an event with at least two other members of your country, and none of you earn medals.

Avoiding the whammy
Get a score of 8 or above from Kazz.

Achievements in mediocrity
Win a judged event with an average score of less than 7.

More than a feeling
Get at least 75% correct on Guess That Tune.

Working overtime
Participate in a game event for a game you have never played before the olympics started.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2009, 04:18:49 PM »

YASA
Get fed up with constant YASD in nethack.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2009, 10:07:58 PM »

Re: My one achievement.

I'm signed up with B.R.O.N.T.O.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2009, 10:20:15 PM »

B.R.O.N.T.O. has been full.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2009, 10:27:24 PM »

Attention to detale
Submit an entry intended for one event in a different event instead.


A fortunate mistake
Win an event with an entry from a different event.


Rewarding failure
Win an event with an inferior entry due to another person's penalties.


Astounding achievement in achievement
Get more than 10 achievements.


My reward
Think up an achievement that is eventually used.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2009, 10:56:25 PM »

Attention to detale

If this is an attempt to be funny it didn't work.
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Re: Achievement Discussion Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2009, 10:57:57 PM »

Attention to Ducktale
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