Topic: Nerd Moments (Read 15055 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #100 on:** May 16, 2012, 05:36:07 PM »

Quote from: Friday on May 16, 2012, 02:50:59 PM

(Joke about how she wanted to show me her pussy and she ended up seeing my pussy goes here.)

This line makes me picture the scene with both people's faces replaced by Groucho Marx.

Lottel · « **Reply #101 on:** May 16, 2012, 06:58:26 PM »

Friday with Groucho's face is my fetish.

Mongrel · « **Reply #102 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:24:40 PM »

Two today!

1) Was at a nerd store I don't normally go to. A sign on the outside said "Anime, Manga, Pocky, Cosplay". My brain snidely commented "They're selling cosplay? Is that even legal?".

2) I drove past a "Drury Lane" and promptly started singing Do You Know The Muffin Man? for like a minute straight. I suppose that's not the strangest thing I've sung while riding a motorbike though.

Büge · « **Reply #103 on:** May 23, 2012, 07:04:02 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on May 16, 2012, 06:58:26 PM

Friday with Groucho's face is my fetish.

I once took a picture of Brentai in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas ~~only took three shots of tequila. Or maybe it was whiskey. I remember tasting bourbon the next morning~~ I'll never know.

And then I masturbated to it on my computer.

Zach · « **Reply #104 on:** May 26, 2012, 03:03:07 PM »

I saw a lady cosplaying Misty and thought, "It's not spot on, but she has spirit!"

Then I realized I was downtown, she was in her 40s, and not dressed up. In ~~her~~my defense, she was wearing a yellow shirt and had red backpack straps.

Ocksi · « **Reply #105 on:** May 26, 2012, 07:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Zach on May 26, 2012, 03:03:07 PM

in Starmy defense

Smiler · « **Reply #106 on:** May 29, 2012, 09:35:56 PM »

Not only was I watching Romo stream school stuff, I identified where one of the songs he was listening to was from in the middle of the song in like 5 seconds.

Jurassic Park SNES Score - Jungle (Raptor Rap)

Mongrel · « **Reply #107 on:** June 11, 2012, 06:24:37 PM »

Poopnuts is neutered and Wew was spayed, but every now and then Starr and I see cats in heat out on the street. We refer to this as "Kitty Pon Farr".

And then we sing That Fight Music, only entirely in cat noises.

Mongrel · « **Reply #108 on:** June 20, 2012, 03:28:15 PM »

Today, when someone asked me how their hair looked (a horrendous slicked-back mullet), I said it was "good enough to drink pina coladas at Trader Vic's."

Mongrel · « **Reply #109 on:** June 29, 2012, 03:32:56 PM »

I was on an escalator in a large mall, which was squeaking oddly. When I realized the squeaking sounded exactly like the opening violins from Night on Bald Mountain I started singing the bass part.

Thad · « **Reply #110 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:08:04 PM »

I just compared people swearing that the ACA is unconstitutional to That's Not My Batman.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #111 on:** August 02, 2012, 10:53:03 AM »

Listening to a rap song I've heard a dozen times and finally noticing the line "getting brain like Krang".

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #112 on:** August 03, 2012, 05:27:37 AM »

(Note: 'brain' is slang for oral sex. -Ed)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #113 on:** August 20, 2012, 03:57:38 PM »

They're found Earth, and learned irony.

Silversong · « **Reply #114 on:** October 20, 2012, 08:55:01 AM »

At karaoke in a bar, heard a guy go "woo!" into the mic and first thought was "he's activating star power".

Mongrel · « **Reply #115 on:** November 02, 2012, 08:54:29 AM »

I was walking by a TV yesterday or maybe the day before and saw a football game where someone way playing against the Colts. When the Colts logo flew across the screen all I could think was "Goddamned Ultramarines".

Büge · « **Reply #116 on:** December 17, 2012, 05:37:00 PM »

When I learned that Sylvester McCoy was playing Radagast in The Hobbit, my first thought was that it was an oblique callback to when Tom Baker played the elf king in Dungeons and Dragons.

Kashan · « **Reply #117 on:** December 24, 2012, 06:31:12 PM »

I got a new 18th century american style leather gambling box that fits my custom deck and dice boxes side by side perfectly and I'm nerding out about it so hard. I'm not sure what this says about me, but I feel like the classiest gamer now.

I seriously could not believe how well it fit my deck and dice boxes.

This deck box was done by a guy in the L5R community who is a big woodworking nerd. He usually gives out woodwork prizes at his tournament every year. This is probably my favorite thing that he's done. It's lacquered green for the Mantis clan colors and has the Mantis clan mon burned into the top.

This is a tiny velvet lined chest that my friend got for me at a market in Turkey.

Classic · « **Reply #118 on:** December 25, 2012, 10:16:39 AM »

I want to have a copy of your new nerd accoutrements.

EDIT:
Decided to tone down the language on accounts of no one else should have to suffer this hangover with me.

Silversong · « **Reply #119 on:** December 27, 2012, 03:33:40 PM »

Kilian, you are the classiest gamer now.

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