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Author Topic: Nerd Moments  (Read 12274 times)

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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2009, 11:31:37 AM »

Hawking has about the best poker face ever. Well, just shy of Data I guess.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2009, 08:10:21 PM »

I just heard a weird, loud noise outside so I opened the window to see that it's raining, and surprisingly hard at that. My first thought was "Oh cool, I should try to catch a Coelacanth"
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #62 on: October 26, 2009, 12:49:52 PM »

Pronouncing "ttfn" could've been a Tigger reference. I had a cousin who REALLY liked Winnie the Pooh who would say this sometimes, long before the Internet went public.

I used to play Driver on PSX all the time back in high school. Being a teenager with a license, I'd usually have/want to go somewhere in the afternoons, right after I'd turned it off. Every time, while driving around in REAL LIFE, if I saw a cop car I'd reflexively almost turn down a side street immediately. :) I had to consciously keep the wheel straight to keep from doing it.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2009, 07:40:39 AM »

On Thursday, my class was having a critique of the projects we'd been working on. One girl had painted/collaged six self-portraits, each a different colour.

I couldn't help myself. I pointed to each in turn and said: "Willpower, fear, greed, rage, love, hope."
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2009, 11:16:14 AM »

Then obviously the real her is death. Watch out she will attack you with dead people!
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2009, 08:46:03 AM »

"Willpower, fear, avarice, rage, love, hope."

I see that she missed one. She must be a cold and uncaring person.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2009, 10:52:05 AM »

Tomato tomato
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2009, 03:11:52 PM »

My sister has a shirt with the word "LEMON" under a cartoon lemon printed on it. When I saw it I remarked, "at least it doesn't say 'slash'." We both giggled while my mom remained perplexed.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2010, 12:36:50 PM »

I was looking at the buildings in my Monsterpocalypse box and thinking, "three residential zones and one commercial... I gotta get some industrial zones... and a nuclear plant to keep everything running."
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2010, 07:05:28 PM »

Not miiiine, but I was waiting in the omlette line and I heard some guy talking about some chick he banged last night. He said AND I QUOTE "She got hammered." pause "The hammer is my penis."
I chuckled.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2010, 08:00:54 AM »

Ate lunch yesterday at a place called Canyon Cafe. I realized while in line that I was humming a tune I couldn't remember all of, or where it was from. A full twenty minutes and most of a meal later it hit me: it was canyon.mid from old Windows demos.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2010, 08:13:39 AM »

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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2010, 10:20:12 AM »

Today at the vet's someone had a cat named Harold Pinter.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2010, 06:47:15 PM »

:happY:

There's some good (if rather obvious) jokes floating around the comments there too.

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Pirate #1:
Turn her around.

Pirate #2:
???

Pirate #1:
I said turn her around! And turn the throttle all the way up.

Pirate #3:
You're going to attack them?!

Pirate #4:
Sir, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an American Navy freighter . . .

Pirate #1:
Never tell me the odds!

I actually remembered that it was 3720 to 1.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #75 on: April 01, 2010, 06:55:31 PM »

There was a company-wide skype chat the other day and there was something mentioned about the server is finally working. I had to resist the urge to type Praise the Omnissiah.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2010, 09:35:31 PM »

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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM »

A Lyrai friend.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2010, 09:50:23 PM »

No, not really. I met Lyrai through here.
We both do have L starting our name, so there's that.
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Re: Nerd Moments
« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2010, 09:58:00 PM »

A Lyrai friend.

You're thinking of Alex.
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