Topic: Nerd Moments (Read 15054 times)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:05:41 PM »

Whoops. There's more than just Alex though, right? I thought Ziiro and one other came on the Lyrai train...

Ziiro · « **Reply #81 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:25:41 PM »

Negative. Ventrilo crew/Vanilla WoW LB Dethecus here.

A² · « **Reply #82 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:39:55 PM »

Only people I drew here are Walker, Alex, and Defenestration. A few other friends lurk the boards, but never post.

I'm honestly confused why people thought I brought Lottel here.

Frocto · « **Reply #83 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:12:30 AM »

Walker? I don't remember anyone named Walker posting here.

Frocto · « **Reply #84 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:12:40 AM »

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #85 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Lypoie on April 01, 2010, 11:39:55 PM

Only people I drew here are Walker, Alex, and Defenestration

Well, at least I got the number right?

A friend on Facebook became a fan of "sinking the last cup in pong is the best feeling". I quirked a brow and thought "wait, there aren't any cups in pong".

McDohl · « **Reply #86 on:** April 02, 2010, 02:23:27 PM »

perhaps they're referring to beer pong?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #87 on:** April 02, 2010, 02:24:29 PM »

That revelation is why I posted here.

Frocto · « **Reply #88 on:** April 22, 2010, 05:55:32 PM »

I was walking down a hallway at university and someone ahead of me turned a corner, then stopped.

Before I even realized what I was doing, I started approaching the corner more carefully, in case they were a Pyro and were going to jump out and flame me. In my defence, I was VERY tired, but still deeply embarrassed when I realized what I was doing.

Brentai · « **Reply #89 on:** May 01, 2012, 09:06:53 PM »

Lights go out for a planned power outage.

My first reaction? Stumble into the other room to find my new tablet for light, instead of just pulling out the dynamo flashlight I keep in the jacket that was hanging on the chair I was sitting in.

Bonus point: I keep a dynamo flashlight in my jacket.

Silversong · « **Reply #90 on:** May 06, 2012, 06:57:20 AM »

I was out at a bar, and a complete stranger told me I looked very "advent children-y."

One summer I was playing way too much Wario's Woods on emulator, and as I was trying to think about something Toad was running around my head stacking my thoughts on top of each other, and when he stacked three atop each other they disappeared, and I forgot what I was going to say.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #91 on:** May 08, 2012, 06:29:15 PM »

Today, during lunch, I spied a box of donuts someone had spilled on the street, and shouted, "THAT is how you get ANTS!"

Silversong · « **Reply #92 on:** May 09, 2012, 06:12:39 PM »

See, I would've thought "THAT is how you get VASH the STAMPEDE."

Kayma · « **Reply #93 on:** May 09, 2012, 06:15:12 PM »

Malikial · « **Reply #94 on:** May 09, 2012, 07:41:40 PM »

I have been having trouble at work getting the kids to use proper cleaning techniques and I've taken to yelling, "THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS." a lot. The kids who've seen the show actually started cleaning better.

Classic · « **Reply #95 on:** May 16, 2012, 01:41:09 PM »

So I just saw a symbol meant to encapsulate science. You know, that one that's a vaguely Borh-ish model of neutral lithium with gigantic electrons.

Then I was like, why did I assume it was lithium?

Friday · « **Reply #96 on:** May 16, 2012, 02:50:59 PM »

So I'm masturbating at my computer last night at 3 am and my mom fucking barges in without knocking.

So uh

This is unusual on several levels

1. I forgot to lock the door, which is rare

2. My mom is coming into my room at 3 am when she should be asleep

3. I didn't hear her coming up the stairs

4. She didn't knock, which happens from time to time but is still pretty rare

5. I've never been caught masturbating by a parent before

So all these things flash through my mind for a second or two as she stares at me, frozen mid-act, one hand up one hand down, vibrator buzzing away.

Then I say "These are not the droids you're looking for," and wave my hand at her.

She nods and leaves without a word.

(It turns out she had snuck upstairs to use her laptop and saw a cat picture she wanted to show me.)

(Joke about how she wanted to show me her pussy and she ended up seeing my pussy goes here.)

Malikial · « **Reply #97 on:** May 16, 2012, 04:47:36 PM »

Marry me.

R^2 · « **Reply #98 on:** May 16, 2012, 04:48:40 PM »

She didn't even mention barnacle penises.

François · « **Reply #99 on:** May 16, 2012, 04:55:55 PM »

Bonus nerd moment: you went and told the Internet.

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