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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1160 on: September 08, 2013, 03:05:44 PM »

you know now that I think about it the fact that there was robocop cartoons and toys is actually kind of fucked up. Rambo, too.

More or less fucked up than the Mortal Kombat cartoons and toys?  Or the Aliens and Terminator toys?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1161 on: September 08, 2013, 04:17:16 PM »

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Ever notice that the only time people ever cheer at movies is when it's at something really dumb? It's because only tasteless people cheer at the fucking movies.

Did you somehow manage to miss the point I was making?

No, I understood you. I was just sort of saying things.
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...but is it art?

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1163 on: October 26, 2013, 05:31:24 AM »

This is so terrible that it could have gone in the Religulous thread just as easily, but I guess we talked about the Atlas Shrugged movies ITT?

God's Not Dead | Official Full Movie Trailer

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featuring fat superman and gaunt hercules
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I wonder if they'll use CGI or an animal trainer for the scene where an eagle named "Small Government" flies in and sheds a single tear on the American flag.
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I'd not watched this trailer yet and oh my god this looks awful.

I looked up the writers:

Hunter Dennis has no movie credits (just a video called Redemption, loloololooloooolollololloolololololollololoollllll) but his IMDB page has some fun facts! I wonder who might have put them up there!

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He comes from a distinguished military family. His father was a Recon Marine officer, his brother a Force Recon NCO, his cousin the first female Harrier pilot and his grandfather was a ground crewman for the Enola Gay.

Chuck Konzelman and Cary Solomon seem to be a writing team. Last time anyone was stupid enough to buy a script from them for a movie it was in the 90s. T.N.T. only has one (rotten) review on RT, I don't think it saw a theatrical release. Point Blank on the other hand has two reviews! Both are rotten and it also went strait to DVD.

The director, Harold Cronk released two strait to video movies recently with similar Rotten Tomato situations to his writer's movies. Jerusalem Countdown and The Adventures of Mickey Matson and the Copperhead Treasure?

Whoever financed this this film is a giant idiot. If you're going to pander please get better everything, this is one of if not the worst trailer I've ever seen.

Bets on it being financed by a Church or religious organization?

Perhaps they had "faith" in the crew.

Anyway, this is some painfully hilarious shit. Or maybe just painful. I think the best part is how evilly dictatorial the UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR HISSSSSS is.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1164 on: October 26, 2013, 05:51:42 AM »

KEVIN SORBOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!

Is this a film version of that stupid "One day in a college class the professor..." story that floats around Facebook every now and then?

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1165 on: October 26, 2013, 06:05:03 AM »

Kids in the Hall did this better anyway:

Kids in the Hall - God is Dead
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1166 on: October 26, 2013, 06:26:41 AM »

Eh.  If I can enjoy The Lord of the Rings, then why can't other people enjoy their own escapist fantasies?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1167 on: October 26, 2013, 08:36:16 AM »

Actually the best part is when you mishear the student's name and think this is the Joss Whedon origin story.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1168 on: November 18, 2013, 12:20:39 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1169 on: November 18, 2013, 02:00:24 PM »

Oh fuck off.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1170 on: November 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM »

Hey, why not?  I mean, A Christmas Story 2 exists.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1171 on: November 18, 2013, 03:26:59 PM »

COMING IN 2015

MEL GIBSON STARS IN...

BIRTH OF A NATION II: LABOR PAINS

THE SEQUEL A HUNDRED YEARS IN THE MAKING
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1172 on: December 10, 2013, 12:02:58 PM »

Godzilla - Trailer - Official Warner Bros.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1173 on: December 10, 2013, 01:16:34 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1174 on: December 10, 2013, 01:19:00 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1175 on: December 11, 2013, 11:11:15 AM »

Hey, why not?  I mean, A Christmas Story 2 exists.

This bothers me greatly. Christmas Story already had a sequel. It took place the following summer and involved battling tops. If you ask me (and no one ever does) it's A Christmas Story, A Christmas Story 2: Christmas in July, and A Christmas Story 3: Son of A Christmas Story.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #1176 on: December 17, 2013, 04:36:39 AM »

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