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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #140 on: December 19, 2008, 09:05:04 PM »

Right now I'm more concerned about what he does to The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #141 on: December 19, 2008, 10:17:08 PM »

If the promos are any indication, there isn't anything he can do that would be worse than what the script writers have already done.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #142 on: December 19, 2008, 10:27:50 PM »

If the movie ends up even remotely resembling the overblown Independence Day space invasion disaster the trailers present it as, I will probably jump off a bridge.

Thank Gort for my absolute faith in the fundamental and unremitting dishonesty of all Hollywood trailers.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #143 on: December 19, 2008, 11:05:48 PM »

Was The Day The Earth Stood Still all that good to begin with?  I thought it was just a silly B movie.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #144 on: December 19, 2008, 11:08:01 PM »

Oh good, I thought I was the only one staring wide-eyed at the emperor's dick.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #145 on: December 19, 2008, 11:38:28 PM »

I wasn't going to say anything because I've never actually seen the original, it's just that every time I see the new one's trailer, I feel a bit of incoherent rage.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #146 on: December 19, 2008, 11:43:22 PM »

If you guys want to get upset about horrible and nonsensical Hollywood adaptations, here, have something more worthwhile:

One of the executives is also producing King of Fighters.

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It also looks like the King of Fighters movie will introduce a new science fiction spin into the setting established in the games’ universe by following the surviving members of three legendary fighting clans who are continually whisked away to other dimensions by an evil power. As the fighters enter each new world they battle that universe’s native defenders, while the force that brought them seeks to find a way to invade and infect our world.

(sorry, Arc)

But uh, it stars the guy who played Darth Maul!  Maybe it won't be that bad.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #147 on: December 19, 2008, 11:53:45 PM »

From what I understand that makes much more sense and is truer to the idea of King of Fighters than the actual running plot of King of Fighters.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #148 on: December 19, 2008, 11:57:54 PM »

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But uh, it stars the guy who played Darth Maul!  Maybe it won't be that bad.

I will see any movie with Ray Park in it. I don't care how bad it is.

I even saw Episode One.

(Oh Burn)
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #149 on: December 20, 2008, 12:53:45 AM »

If anybody but an actual Jeet Kune Do master plays Keanu Reeves, I'll murder every atom in the universe, one-by-one.  With like, tweezers.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #150 on: December 20, 2008, 04:13:57 AM »

If anybody but an actual Jeet Kune Do master plays Keanu Reeves, I'll murder every atom in the universe, one-by-one.  With like, tweezers.
:wrong:
The person is Spike Speigel, the actor is Keanu Reeves.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #151 on: December 20, 2008, 08:40:41 AM »

Oh, Lyrai.

Poor, naive Lyrai.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #152 on: December 22, 2008, 11:55:35 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #153 on: December 23, 2008, 08:52:42 AM »

For the first thirty seconds all I could think of was "Dude!  KISS in Lord of the Rings!"

The sudden switch back and forth between original and actors' voices is a nice touch.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #155 on: January 18, 2009, 01:44:25 PM »

Remake of The Karate Kids in the works?

With Jackie Chan possibly playing Mr.Miyagi.

I...

Hmm.

That's...

I think I don't completely hate this.

Yet.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #156 on: January 18, 2009, 01:50:14 PM »

Then I present you with a desolate future.

A future... With no Crane Kick.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #157 on: January 22, 2009, 06:41:03 AM »

The Uninvited? When I saw the name, I was very, very surprised, and mildly pleased. Then I was completely disappointed.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #158 on: February 05, 2009, 07:32:28 PM »

I want Siegfried to be a movie. Like, more than I want my next five minutes of oxygen.

I think it's a graphic novel though.  ::(:
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #159 on: February 05, 2009, 07:41:40 PM »

I need to get this comic, clearly.  :profit:
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