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Lady Duke

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #160 on: February 05, 2009, 07:57:14 PM »

I'm wicked excited to see Coraline tomorrow.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #161 on: February 10, 2009, 09:58:54 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #162 on: February 11, 2009, 05:44:08 AM »

Outlander & Friday the 13th were both offered as sneaks last night, yet I viewed Coraline instead. The security was six officers deep, complete with metal detectors and roto-rooter technicians.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #163 on: February 11, 2009, 09:08:09 AM »

Who would wanna see Friday the 13th that much?  It's the same movie over and over.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #164 on: February 11, 2009, 10:57:42 AM »

  Couple has Sex, they get killed with a machete, repeat.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #165 on: February 11, 2009, 11:19:57 AM »

You forgot about Jason X: Couple has sex, they get killed with a machete, repeat IN SPACE!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #166 on: February 11, 2009, 11:20:43 AM »

Yeah, it's not really that different from what normal Friday does.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #167 on: February 11, 2009, 11:23:46 AM »

Friday XIII is set in the modern day and has awesome sideburns though.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #168 on: February 11, 2009, 11:40:12 AM »

You forgot about Jason X: Couple has sex, they get killed with a machete, repeat IN SPACE!

The best part of that movie is when Jason beats a promiscuous pot-smoking bisexual camp counselor to death with another promiscuous pot-smoking bisexual camp counselor.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #169 on: February 11, 2009, 12:42:23 PM »

That makes me want to see it >:D
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #170 on: February 11, 2009, 04:43:14 PM »

Could it possibly be that the joy in watching cheezy slasher flicks like Friday the 13th have little to do with the plots?

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #171 on: February 11, 2009, 05:43:56 PM »

You forgot about Jason X: Couple has sex, they get killed with a machete, repeat IN SPACE!

The best part of that movie is when Jason beats a promiscuous pot-smoking bisexual camp counselor to death with another promiscuous pot-smoking bisexual camp counselor.

This.  Jason X was hilariously self-aware horror campiness.  Don't attempt to take it seriously at all and you'll have a fantastic time.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #172 on: February 13, 2009, 10:44:35 AM »

Huh. I just saw a commercial for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Turns out that it's coming out at the end of the month.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #173 on: February 13, 2009, 10:55:56 AM »

Heh. Liu Kang as Gen is a nice touch.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #174 on: February 16, 2009, 03:21:18 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S451NKQl9_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84qfk8V3R1g

Damn you, youtube, for showing titles.  It ruins the first trailer SO HARD.

I saw this trailer when I saw the Underworld prequel when I was in the UK.  Eight-thousand percent more entertaining than Underworld.  I was still chuckling to myself about it when I left the theater.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #175 on: February 22, 2009, 04:22:11 PM »

Donnie Darko sequel in the works. I liked the original more than enough to say this is looking mighty intriguing, though this time I would appreciate not having to jump online and sift through a slew of online extra material to understand what the sam hell I just saw.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #176 on: February 22, 2009, 04:24:34 PM »

...What the fuck kind of sequel can you make to Donnie Darko?  I love that movie a lot but....um...what would it be about?  ....Also..that doesn't look like it has Jake Gyllenhaal in it and that's lame.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #177 on: February 22, 2009, 04:29:37 PM »

Probably some mixture of time travel, teen angst, god, fate, impossibly terrifying undead rabbits, and soothing 80's montages. There's a decent amount of legroom there!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #178 on: February 22, 2009, 04:31:02 PM »

Mmmm, and I do like soothing 80's montages.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #179 on: February 22, 2009, 06:25:08 PM »

Also the sequel has nobody who made the first one involved.
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