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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #180 on: February 22, 2009, 06:27:36 PM »

This is sounding more and more lame by the minute.  And it already sounded lame since it's a sequel.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #181 on: February 22, 2009, 06:47:31 PM »

Wait, are we talking about Donnie Darko 2, or Bioshock 2?

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #182 on: February 22, 2009, 11:40:43 PM »

Also the sequel has nobody who made the first one involved.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #183 on: March 04, 2009, 01:51:56 PM »

Baleout & Captain Jack Trash De Palma's Lights.

:painful: Beginning to believe that Mann has taken shooting on his camera phone one step too far.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #184 on: March 14, 2009, 06:54:49 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #185 on: March 14, 2009, 08:20:43 AM »

I keep thinking of getting into The Goon, but I'm not sure where to start. The series seems to ramble all over the place in format and publishing continuity.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #186 on: March 14, 2009, 08:45:45 AM »

Basically, issues 1-3 (trade vol. 0) were published with someone he didn't like, issues 1-4 (trade vol. 1) were self-published, and then Dark Horse picked him up and so the next set of issues 1-4 (trade vol. 2) started off the current numbering system.

You could probably safely skip vol. 0 considering it's fairly rough and not entirely indicative of the later groove he finds.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #187 on: March 14, 2009, 08:49:57 AM »

What about the various standalone volumes? Do they fit in the regular series?

Also, is the series really as short as it seems ( < 40 individual issues)?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #188 on: March 14, 2009, 08:59:40 AM »

The Fancy Pants editions are trades that collect individual plotlines rather than going sequentially through the issues as far as I can tell, The Goon Noir is a standalone spin-off (as far as I know) that I haven't actually read, and Chinatown (which I have also not read yet) is considered to be vol. 6 by Dark Horse.  I've got 0-5.

And yeah, it is that short.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #189 on: March 15, 2009, 05:47:13 AM »

The Fancy Pants editions are trades that collect individual plotlines rather than going sequentially through the issues as far as I can tell, The Goon Noir is a standalone spin-off (as far as I know) that I haven't actually read, and Chinatown (which I have also not read yet) is considered to be vol. 6 by Dark Horse.  I've got 0-5.

And yeah, it is that short.

Hm. Neat, thanks. I might just start picking it up.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #190 on: March 16, 2009, 11:56:51 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE

 ::(: If anyone still thinks that feminism isn't necessary, show them this trailer.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #191 on: March 16, 2009, 12:47:18 PM »

That movie could only exist in a world where uppity bitches have brainwashed society into thinking that killing girls when you fuck them is wrong.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #192 on: March 16, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »

Where the hell does the idea for punching the girl/guy you're buttfucking in the back of the head even come from?!  Looks like a horrible movie about horrible people being absolutely fucking retarded!

Which supports my ongoing theory of yacht ownership; If you own one, you there's something wrong with you in the head.

It also makes me think of a scene from MW.  [spoiler]The one where the supreme bastard that is the main character performs an act of necrophilia when that didn't start out as one.[/spoiler]

And TA, that's not even funny, dude. 
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #193 on: March 16, 2009, 01:02:35 PM »

The idea is that if you surprise punch a girl in the back of the head while having sex, it makes her vagina convulse.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #194 on: March 16, 2009, 01:39:09 PM »

Welp, I learned something.

Anyway, I want to see that movie just to scream "FALCKOWN!" every 5 seconds or so.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #195 on: March 16, 2009, 04:07:48 PM »

The "sexist most shocking film of the year" is only four stars?

I guess that only counts films which are both sexy and shocking, which is not unlike being first on google for a very uncommon set if words.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #196 on: March 16, 2009, 04:28:19 PM »

That movie would be a million times better if the first twenty minutes were the same and then the next eighty consisted of the cast being chased by a guy with a donkey mask and boxing gloves whose dialogue consisted entirely of Heavy voice clips.  They could even get David Lynch to direct it.  It'll be just like Silent Hill!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #197 on: March 16, 2009, 04:38:03 PM »

"Have any of you heard of a Dirty Sanchez?"
"What's that?"
"It's proper hardcore"
"I'm hardcore"
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #198 on: March 16, 2009, 05:16:38 PM »

That movie would be a million times better if the first twenty minutes were the same and then the next eighty consisted of the cast being chased by a guy with a donkey mask and boxing gloves whose dialogue consisted entirely of Heavy voice clips.

I could stand ninety minutes of the Pony guy from Fumoffu.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #199 on: March 21, 2009, 10:34:14 AM »

Laughed my ass off at title, and then at trailer.  Have been meaning to post it.




(I am told that Jon had "Thad got donkey-Keystoned" as his away message for some time after that night.)
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