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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2008, 09:57:37 AM »

So I've been keeping tabs on this indie movie in production called Iron Sky.  It's about Nazis on the moon, which... yeah, you can't argue with a premise like that.

I mean, it's not a huge summer blockbuster, but still.  Nazis on the moon.  Even if it were the worst movie ever it would still be the best movie ever.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2008, 10:38:37 AM »

As usual, Dr. McNinja beats that idea to the punch.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2008, 10:50:45 AM »

I didn't get an M. Night preview in my Iron Man.  I got a The Spirit trailer, so I got five that I'm seeing.  And technically a sixth IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2008, 12:54:09 PM »

Instead of the new Dark Knight trailer before Iron Man, for some reason we got the original TEASER trailer from last year (the one with the breaking Batman symbol). Weak!
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2008, 01:56:13 PM »

We didn't get any Batman Continues trailer.  We got Love Guru and You Don't Mess With The Zohan instead.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2008, 02:41:23 PM »

It's not semantics, it's Marvel breaking ties with a bad movie.

I'm hoping The Incredible Hulk is the Grey Hulk story arc, in which Hulk gains control of himself while in Hulk form. From the trailers it looks like it is.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2008, 11:53:31 PM »

...Okay, you just started debating the semantics of the word "semantics".

You realize I am filing this away for the next time you accuse ME of nitpicking.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2008, 12:03:56 AM »

Oh, shit.

I completely forgot about The Spirit. It must have been shoved out of my mind by Dark Knight or something.

Goddamn.

Six.

And yeah, I got the previews for the next Mike Myers and Adam Sandler shit, too.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2008, 01:06:59 AM »

Yeah, there seriously hasn't been a summer like this in a long while. Actually, I think the last summer that had nearly this many movies that I wanted to see (and actually enjoyed) was 2003: Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men 2, Hulk (shut up, I liked it)... and that's only four off the top of my head. This summer, there are seven movies that I HAVE to see... well, if you include Iron Man, which I've already seen, and the other two movies coming out this month. Hell, there are even a few other movies that don't come anywhere near my main list but I wouldn't mind seeing... but considering the cash I'll be spending on the "important" ones, I think I'll wait until they're on DVD.

Switching gears a little bit... does anyone else agree that the latest WALL-E trailer gives away too much? I was anxious to see the movie just based on the teasers, but the full trailer is so chock-full of stuff that I wish I could have just been exposed to during my actual viewing of the movie. But I suppose complaining about spoileriffic trailers is old hat by now.  :slow:
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2008, 03:41:58 AM »

Hulk (shut up, I liked it)...

You're not alone.

My viewing of Iron Man had only 4 trailers.  Incredible Hulk is a toss up for me right now, as I really liked the first one and wished they'd stuck with it.  Dark Knight has been a must see since forever.  Prince Caspian is meh, and the Spirit is meh.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2008, 11:03:18 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2008, 09:30:07 PM »

I dunno, this could work.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2008, 09:37:50 PM »

I'm curious as to how they're going to approach the whole mute, nameless protagonist thing.

EDIT: It has come to my attention that John Waters would make a perfect Sander Cohen.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2008, 01:02:53 AM »

Holy shit. Yes.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2008, 08:24:37 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2008, 08:40:26 PM »

yo quiero una muerta rapida
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2008, 11:16:26 PM »

CG Animated Star Wars

This looks like an excuse to even more intricately intertwine the more beloved characters of Star Wars. Jabba's son/daughter (Hutts are asexual) is kidnapped and Dooku is behind it. Anakin must save the sector by rescuing Jabba's son blah blah hutts are people too blah blah fate of the galaxy.

I'm going to watch for it but I'll be repressing hopes.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2008, 11:23:49 PM »

...Link please?

I've Googled for the trailer and all I've found is a crappy bootleg that I can't bring myself to sit through.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2008, 11:32:10 PM »

I watched it during the trailers for Speed Racer, so I have no link. Not being very e-saavy I think you'd probably be better at finding one than I.

BTW Ninja? More like NONja.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2008, 12:01:57 AM »

So it's probably not online yet.  I'm sure I'll catch it eventually; thanks anyway.

I'm sure it'll still be better than the last 4 movies.
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