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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #260 on: August 04, 2009, 07:40:52 AM »

I just jizzed in my pants.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #261 on: August 04, 2009, 07:51:03 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #262 on: August 04, 2009, 08:05:26 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #263 on: August 04, 2009, 11:56:41 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2009, 12:11:48 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2009, 01:54:00 PM »

it's a cool poster but "steampunk" is only barely acceptable
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #266 on: August 04, 2009, 04:54:05 PM »

Other than the fact that that one screenshot Kazz posted looking absolutely terrifying, I want to see that movie so bad.

And the trailer was SO Hollywood; slapstick, catchphrases, announcer who says "They're about to learn..."

Still have high hopes. A bad trailer does not a bad movie make, and we're talking Wes Anderson directing a stop-motion adaptation of one of my favorite Roald Dahl books.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #267 on: August 04, 2009, 05:14:32 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #268 on: August 05, 2009, 10:09:39 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #269 on: August 15, 2009, 06:00:46 AM »

After more than a year of inactivity, there's a new post on the blog for Warren Ellis' Castlevania thing. It's... a picture of a cyclops.

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #270 on: August 15, 2009, 08:02:33 AM »



Oh wow! I just realized... Pete Wingfield? (see top left)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_2Z3pPNM8

That Pete Wingfield?

Also: LOL @ a Baldwin brother :rolleyes:

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #271 on: August 15, 2009, 10:09:13 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #272 on: August 15, 2009, 11:43:41 AM »

Ha!

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #273 on: November 03, 2009, 10:55:18 AM »

Uwe Boll is making a movie about the Darfur genocide.  In which actual refugees from Darfur are made to reenact their rapes on-camera, to make it more real.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #274 on: November 03, 2009, 11:23:49 AM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #275 on: November 03, 2009, 12:56:12 PM »

Uwe Boll: History's Greatest Troll.

Like I've been saying since the boxing thing.
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« Reply #276 on: November 07, 2009, 08:29:45 AM »

Uwe Boll: Living the movie The Producers every day of his life.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #277 on: November 13, 2009, 12:56:00 PM »

So the aliens in Avatar are called Na'Vi.

I think this is what happens if you jack one of those info feeds from The Matrix into someone and download the entirety of gaming culture into their brain in one burst.  You get some sort of garbled zeitgeist that's going for who knows what the fuck.
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« Reply #278 on: November 13, 2009, 05:54:08 PM »

Wikipedia says the script dates back to 1994. In The version I have is undated, but the aliens in it were already called the Na'Vi.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #279 on: December 16, 2009, 09:36:11 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9POCgSRVvf0

This looks exactly like what the shitty, shitty Looking Glass Wars should have been.  I am so fucking hot for this.
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