This is so terrible that it could have gone in the Religulous thread just as easily, but I guess we talked about the Atlas Shrugged movies ITT?
God's Not Dead | Official Full Movie TrailerWith selected comments:
featuring fat superman and gaunt hercules
I wonder if they'll use CGI or an animal trainer for the scene where an eagle named "Small Government" flies in and sheds a single tear on the American flag.
I'd not watched this trailer yet and oh my god this looks awful.
I looked up the writers:
Hunter Dennis has no movie credits (just a video called Redemption, loloololooloooolollololloolololololollololoollllll) but his IMDB page has some fun facts! I wonder who might have put them up there!
He comes from a distinguished military family. His father was a Recon Marine officer, his brother a Force Recon NCO, his cousin the first female Harrier pilot and his grandfather was a ground crewman for the Enola Gay.
Chuck Konzelman and Cary Solomon seem to be a writing team. Last time anyone was stupid enough to buy a script from them for a movie it was in the 90s. T.N.T. only has one (rotten) review on RT, I don't think it saw a theatrical release. Point Blank on the other hand has two reviews! Both are rotten and it also went strait to DVD.
The director, Harold Cronk released two strait to video movies recently with similar Rotten Tomato situations to his writer's movies. Jerusalem Countdown and The Adventures of Mickey Matson and the Copperhead Treasure?
Whoever financed this this film is a giant idiot. If you're going to pander please get better everything, this is one of if not the worst trailer I've ever seen.
Bets on it being financed by a Church or religious organization?
Perhaps they had "faith" in the crew.
Anyway, this is some painfully hilarious shit. Or maybe just painful. I think the best part is how evilly dictatorial the UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR HISSSSSS is.
