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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #200 on: March 21, 2009, 10:27:40 PM »

My goodness, the commercials for Dragon Ball Evolution are airing. It looks so terrible. So very, very terrible.

And I am going to see it.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #201 on: March 22, 2009, 09:00:49 PM »

It comes out on my birthday.  Luckily I'll be going to a derpy baseball game instead that night.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #202 on: March 22, 2009, 11:04:04 PM »

Oh lucky you.  You managed to avoid having to watch a bunch of sweaty men looking constipated and not doing anything most of the time.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #203 on: March 22, 2009, 11:14:31 PM »

Oh lucky you.  You managed to avoid having to watch pretty white teenagers rap about being yourself
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #204 on: March 24, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »

Hey, I find it to be lucky.  I'd rather eat a delicious hot dog and have a soda and relax with Kazz all evening than go watch that movie with a bunch of dopey kids in the theatre being stupid and dopey like kids like to be.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #205 on: March 24, 2009, 04:35:01 PM »

Oh lucky you.  You managed to avoid having to watch a bunch of sweaty men looking constipated and not doing anything most of the time.

this is the best thing ever written on this board.

this analogy is something i never, ever would have thought of.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #206 on: March 25, 2009, 02:47:16 PM »

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #207 on: March 25, 2009, 03:02:21 PM »

omg furries
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #208 on: March 25, 2009, 05:12:07 PM »

this is the best thing ever written on this board.

this analogy is something i never, ever would have thought of.

...I have no idea when the fuck you're being sarcastic anymore.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #209 on: March 31, 2009, 06:04:14 PM »

Huh.

How are they going to get his cowlick to look right?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #210 on: March 31, 2009, 06:35:32 PM »

Secret of the unicorn?

Is the secret his sexuality?
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #211 on: March 31, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »

Quote
We're making them look photorealistic; the fibers of their clothing, the pores of their skin and each individual hair. They look exactly like real people – but real Herge people!

You guys are a few hours early.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #212 on: March 31, 2009, 06:51:22 PM »

Was hoping this was a Unico movie in the vain of the new Astroboy.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #213 on: April 01, 2009, 03:59:18 PM »

I think you mean "vein".
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #214 on: April 01, 2009, 04:08:21 PM »

♪♫♪ You're so vane vein vain, I bet you think this post is about you. Don't you? Don't you? ♫♪♫
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #215 on: April 07, 2009, 05:16:24 PM »

Shadow of the Colossus movie!

With the producer of The Scorpion King!

And the writer of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!

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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #216 on: April 07, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »

...is Uwe Boll going to have to choke a bitch?


Because he seriously will.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #217 on: April 07, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

If there is one line in that whole movie, I will kill unconditionally.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #218 on: April 07, 2009, 08:20:03 PM »

It will star Shia LaBeouf as Wander opposite Keira Knightly as Mono who will undoubtably join Shia to fight the final colossus with a bow and arrow so that the films female lead can have a more empowered role.

There will be a ton of dialog, most of which will be a combination of snarky jabs and comebacks that the two leads will fire at eachother until they realize they love eachother with little trailer-fodder exclaimations of "HOLY SH-" before colossi clubs smash the ground, narrowly missing computer generated diving and rolling Shia LaBeouf.

In the end of the movie, the two leads who have befriended one of the more dog-like colossi, will realize that the voice in the temple is their real enemy and will lead the remaining friendly colossi in an epic attack against the bad colossi and the temple itself.
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Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #219 on: April 07, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

If there is one line in that whole movie, I will kill unconditionally.

The game must have seemed particularly chatty to you.
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