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Dirty Santa 2009
« on: October 04, 2009, 10:09:12 AM »



IN THE YEAR 2008, CHRISTMAS WAR NEVER CHANGES

Sensing that Christmas could be lost forever, the common man of WFE called out to Arc Claus and begged him to save their Christmas! With a glorious golden form made of mecha, he ventured out and missile salvo'd all of the Jewish, African and Pagan Mechs! But then Great Battle Fortress Hell's Snow Fall appeared, and Arc Claus gave his life in the final battle against Devil Claus!

IN THE YEAR 2009, WE REMEMBER

It's almost that time of year again.. when we exchange gifts selflessly, to remember the sacrifice that Arc Claus made to watch over us in the stars above.




How It Works!

If you wish to participate, PM your Address and a Respectable Mailing Moniker to Doom by Friday, November 27th!

It would also be most helpful if in the PM, you included..

NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
ENTERING YOUR NAME IN ONCE OR TWICE: ONCE / TWICE
ENJOY:
DISLIKE:
ALREADY OWN (DVD/BOOK/GAME/SYSTEM LIST):


Participants will send a gift and receive a gift! Once! Or Twice!

Using a complicated system that may or may not involve rolling a lot of dice, pulling things out of a hat, and/or blindfolds, I will determine your random, magical matches and PM you the secret, private results! You'll have an address and a name and face to put them too, so write it down in your Death Note of Gift Giving! You'll know who you are gifting, but not who is gifting you! Imagine the surprise when they die of shock at the kindness of strangers on Christmas morning!




Later On...

On that majestic November weekend...

You'll receive that magical PM telling you who you will surprise!

Ship out the packages by December 12th! Add a top-secret "ARC" marc to increase the feelings of secrecy and friendship!

Announce that you've shipped a package in this thread! Loudly and proudly!

Once you receive a gift, confirmed that you've received it in this thread! Don't open it before December 25th or some sort of archaic, pagan "Christmas Eve Firsties" ritual!

And then share! With pictures! I love pictures!



This Space Subject To Updating!
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 10:15:06 AM »

I've actually been preparing for this over the course of the year.

Now I just have to find all the stuff I've accumulated.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 10:15:59 AM »

I'm not signing up for this until I send off the last package I promised somebody.

Hopefully this means I'm signing up this year, just later.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 10:34:27 AM »

In at least once.  Maybe twice!  Will type later.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM »

Absolutely in. I just hope I can come up with enough shit gently used awesome to go around. TWICE.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 12:12:22 PM »

Sure, I'm in.

Niku's still in the doghouse though.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »

I'm quite in on this and have quite a bit to give. I have many oddities lying around for people to enjoy.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 02:39:01 PM »

I want to be in so badly, but I'm going to have to wait to set aside some cash for shipping. I sure as hell don't want to be a deadbeat no matter the reason!
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 02:39:42 PM »

I had to throw out like all of my shit except my computer because of mold damage to my home. Sorry guys.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2009, 03:30:06 PM »

You know, I have a couple GBA games and a DS that I was planning to outright destroy with a tactical 870 using slug. 

Going this route might be a better option, and more eco-friendly  :advice:

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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2009, 03:35:39 PM »

Well if SCD is in then I totally am.

Also Mongrel totally should unless he's
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2009, 03:42:10 PM »

I know a lot of us end up sending out hefty packages that cost muchos dolares to ship out, and that's cool! Still, I don't think it's really necessary if you want to participate; if you think shipping costs will be an issue, think about sending out a bit less; you can ship out a DVD, playing cars, posters and stickers etc. in a flat mailer for under $5 if you're smart about it.

Remember, it's all about offloading shit that you don't care about that might be cool to someone else. It doesn't have to be a lot, or break the bank.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2009, 03:42:50 PM »

...I used to have that game.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2009, 04:07:00 PM »

IN SO FUCKING HARD
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2009, 04:08:26 PM »

 :victory:
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2009, 04:27:50 PM »

FUNDS SECURED. MISSION START!
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2009, 06:48:30 PM »

i'm in this year

if by in you mean "sending my outstanding boxes and opening the ones i received from last year"
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2009, 07:08:16 PM »

In
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2009, 11:52:54 AM »

Super fucking in.
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Re: Dirty Santa 2009
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2009, 11:59:22 AM »

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