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Author Topic: Moustache May  (Read 1808 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Moustache May
« on: April 28, 2008, 07:06:46 PM »

Ahh, the moustache. Truly the most versatile of all facial hair! They can be philosophical!



Sexy!



Heroic!



Invisible!



They can even be totally fucking awesome.



Indeed, the noble moustache is truly worthy of tribute. And what better way to pay tribute to the moustache than to grow your own? To that end, I officially(not official) declare May to be Moustache May! I'm putting the challenge out to all able-faced men(and women!): grow a moustache during the month of May, or face the ridicule and scorn of your be-whiskered betters! Myself, I'll be tracking my progress with daily updates on my blog. I'll also be sharing moustache facts, history, and more!(note: not an actual guarantee of "more")

So join me, my friends, in celebration of the mighty moustachio! This will truly be a May, nay, a Moustache May, to be remembered!
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Disposable Ninja

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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 07:13:35 PM »

The only mustache I can grow is that of a pedophile's.
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 07:16:29 PM »

 :pimp: :smile: :vampire: :humpf: :gasp: :thad: :mahboi:

 :perfect:
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 07:39:49 PM »

what am I supposed to do if I already have one
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Ted Belmont

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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 07:53:28 PM »

Grow another one.
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 07:58:01 PM »

EWWW![spoiler]The only beard I can grow that looks full is garnishing my balls instead of my chin.[/spoiler] EWWW! WHY DO I HAVE SUCH DIFFICULT HAIR!?
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 10:52:23 PM »

When I read this topic title I thought someone had put a moustache on May from Guilty Gear, and I thought "why isn't this in NSFW?"
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 11:43:41 PM »

Much as I enjoy the food-storage capacity of a truly good mustache, I much more enjoy being kissed by pretty girls, so I will regretfully abstain.

Additionally, I'm completely fucked out of a perfectly good Solid Snake costume this year because I'm not actually a math teacher.

Additionally additionally, I'm reminded of my grandfather's age old observation: Why cultivate around your mouth what grows wild around your ass?
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 12:00:29 AM »

... warts?
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 09:40:40 AM »

Bees.
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 09:55:18 AM »

Rainbows!
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 01:40:19 PM »

hemorrhoids
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 02:04:20 PM »

Man I don't ever want to see an ass 'stache.

It takes all I got to not imagine such a thing.

...

 :ohshi~:
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 02:53:31 PM »

I have the hariest butthole on the planet.

Sometimes I trim it with special scissors.

It looks like a yak ate rogaine*


*Probably. I'm not that flexible/motivated to look.
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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2008, 02:56:39 PM »

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Re: Moustache May
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2008, 12:01:58 AM »

We do our mustache parties in December.
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