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Cyan Prime

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 07:28:29 PM »

Doesn't the world have enough Mario LPs
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 07:33:34 PM »

I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 07:39:05 PM »

This is like watching somebody making a turkey sandwich and speaking aloud their stream of consciousness during the entire crushingly mundane experience.

"uhg this door handle took some effort to pull open. it should be way easier to close though which is good"

"man the mayonase on the side of the container is starting to crust up how about that"

"crinkle crinkle open~ning a p~a~ack of tur~ku~ku~keyy oh no two of the pieces are stuck together"

"wow i never noticed this but the wonderbread dots kind of remind me of those dots you see when you sneeze on a monitor and see all those red and blue and green dots magnified up-close-like huh"

"oh damn i have to clean off this knife now better turn on the fauchet oh no the water's too cold better wait"

dogg what is the point of these

what aspect of these supposed to be in any way fun

I am honestly asking this
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2009, 07:44:59 PM »

it was worth this thing existing to see Kabbage's sandwich LP.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2009, 08:45:22 PM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »

I liked the sound effects
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 10:21:27 PM »

What are the words I am looking for here.
You instill anger and hostility and make some of the stupidest post I have ever seen. I'm surprised one of them hasn't traced you down and beat your face and broke your computer yet.
That will do nicely.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 11:02:40 PM »

You're not a whole lot better, Envy. At least Cyan manages gets the occasional laugh here and there. I'm more annoyed by aggressive mediocrity than maverick retardation.

You don't even have the fucking Tails Doll thing going on anymore. You're just An Internet Furry
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 06:15:15 AM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2009, 11:34:37 AM »

This is like watching somebody making a turkey sandwich and speaking aloud their stream of consciousness during the entire crushingly mundane experience.

This is a pretty accurate description of a number of LPs that are nonetheless popular, so I don't know where you're going with this.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2009, 11:56:43 AM »

"without sound"

That was a pretty fast Start-to-"No, not watching."
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 01:02:04 PM »

JUDGES GONNA JUDGE

Man if Envy of all people is gonna be all smug and jumping on the haters bandwagon to score some brownie points I will not abide that shit.

This is a pretty accurate description of a number of LPs that are nonetheless popular, so I don't know where you're going with this.

The ones I've seen have been pretty much nothing about the process of playing the game and more about amusing us.

This is hearing what is going on in Cyan's head while he plays an absolutely joyless, by-the-books game of Super Mario Brothers 3. Going by this even HE wasn't enjoying himself.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 01:46:00 PM »

Maybe I should try LPing the Mega Man X Collection.

It will consist of me rocking out Mega Man X in a bizarre pattern before asking for input on how to conquer the following five games.
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2009, 08:25:40 PM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2009, 10:27:36 PM »

Music too quiet and playing at, like, what, double speed? Check

Stopped to set controls? Check

Replayed the first world?  Check

have my retarded babies
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Re: SMB3
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2009, 05:16:55 PM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 05:17:50 PM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2009, 05:43:08 PM »

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Re: SMB3
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2009, 08:07:42 PM »

HOW IS YOUR AUDIO DESYNCING OVER A NES EMULATOR
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