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What's your sign?

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Guild

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Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« on: December 18, 2009, 02:46:55 PM »

What a silly social tool, astrology. I love it dearly.

What's your sign, brontonauts?

The Bull - Taurus
April 21 to May 21

Traditional Taurus Traits

Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving

On the dark side....

Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 02:48:45 PM »

I'm barely a Pisces.

I don't know much about astrology, but I do know I was disappointed when I learned that my sign came with no pie.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 03:08:47 PM »

Taurus.

I always enjoy Astrology whenever I can be bothered to look at it(even a glance at a horoscope) but I'm pretty sure that's just the confirmation bias at work. Delicious confirmation bias.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 03:17:28 PM »

I, like most Aquarians, am sexy and brilliant and am a capable water-bender.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 03:25:19 PM »

What's next, natal charts?
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 04:10:02 PM »

I'm very much a Virgo. Analytical, precise, detached, prone to living in denial.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »

I'M A SCORPIO!

What's my horoscope?????

SCORPIO, TODAY, DECEMBER 18th, 2009:
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YOU ARE JOEL CONSTANTINE AND YOU ARE READING YOUR HOROSCOPE!
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 04:34:02 PM »

Leo a.k.a. the best one

Actually I am a double lion because my birthday happens to fall within Leo in both tropical and sidereal astrology. So I'm twice as best.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 04:34:23 PM »

What's next, natal charts?

No, this is a weeaboo board at heart. It'll be blood types.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 04:35:11 PM »

Let's see here...
Gemini
Year of the Snake
Blood type B+ (I think)

I have no idea what any of this means.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 04:36:40 PM »

Aries, don't know what that means, one of you that knows this crap should tell me.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 04:40:06 PM »

I was born under Ophiuchus in the year of the snake. Fitting.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 04:46:33 PM »

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Capricorn occupations can include most professions that have to do with math or money

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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 04:48:27 PM »

Leo a.k.a. the best one

Actually I am a double lion because my birthday happens to fall within Leo in both tropical and sidereal astrology. So I'm twice as best.

In the second century CE, Ptolemy of Alexandria, while making up astrology literally from his ass, based all of his 'calculations' on Hippocartes' trigonometry. It is only because of astrology that we can now credit Hippocartes or his teachers for creating trigonometry. I think it's cool that junk science preserved real science in that case. It reminds me of how faith organizations have often preserved civility throughout the ages.

Aries, don't know what that means, one of you that knows this crap should tell me.

Aries (♈) is the first astrological sign in the Zodiac, named for the constellation of Aries, called "The Ram" in the Greek tradition, after the golden ram that rescued Phrixos, taking him to the land of Colchis.

In tropical astrology, this sign is no longer aligned with the constellation as a result of the precession of the equinoxes. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun is in Aries roughly from March 21 to April 19, by definition beginning at vernal equinox. Under the sidereal zodiac, it is currently there roughly from April 15 to May 15.

Individuals born when the Sun was in this sign are considered "Aries individuals" or "Arians". In Western astrology, Aries is considered a "masculine", positive (extrovert) sign. It is also considered a fire sign, and is one of four cardinal signs. Aries is ruled by the planet Mars. Being the first sign in the zodiac, Aries is associated with the astrological first house. The Sanskrit name of Aries in Hindu astrology is Meṣa.

Generally, Aries is considered compatible with same element signs, Sagittarius, Leo and Aries itself. These signs share a fiery demeanor and are believed to relate with each other on that merit.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 04:55:45 PM »

I am sagittarius or ophiuchus depending on if you think that ophiuchus is a thing or not. also: piggy.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 04:58:16 PM »

Wow guild, you can copy-paste from wiki can't you?
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 05:02:53 PM »

It's still a fair move.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2009, 05:04:56 PM »

Why doesn't Joxam think Guild can write several paragraphs in the style of a thousand Asperger's patients all vying for perceived dominance? I think he could.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2009, 06:34:49 PM »

Capricorn/Dog.  The signs with the least sense of humor in either zodiac.
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