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What's your sign?

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Author Topic: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?  (Read 2977 times)

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Guild

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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »

Ironically, that's pretty funny.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 07:00:49 PM »

I think astrology is bullshit from A to Z... but I'm so Pisces it hurts.

 :MENDOZAAAAA: IRONYYYYYYYYY
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 07:12:53 PM »

I'm a wicked Aries.  It shows alllll over :3
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2009, 07:58:49 PM »

According to the pole, this crowd seems to be manifesting in compatible clusters of signs. Hmm.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2009, 08:14:26 PM »

That is strange, considering I hate everyone here.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2009, 08:16:32 PM »

Oh. Except Detonator. Astrology predicts that Detonator is a turd.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2009, 08:20:48 PM »

Aries / Fire Dragon

Aries would describe me perfectly if I were a bizarro clone of myself.  Dragon only fits in that I am a hermit lounging amongst my technological hoard.  Well that and I make friends pretty easily, despite my solitary nature.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2009, 09:06:11 PM »

Well, looking everything up, it looks like I'm supposed to be smart.  Which IQ tests and such support, even if I can never functionally provide any evidence of such.

Also, every fortune-telling type thing I've ever done says I'm destined to either be rich (well, great material fortune in general) or at the very least good with money.  Hell, the time I tried tarot cards I got one of the best hands possible, with the main card in as "ZA WARUDO!" I've since sworn never to try again as to end on a positive draw in the off chance that magic indeed does exist and superstion holds merit. :richiam:
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2009, 09:39:43 PM »

April 21, so barely a Taurus. I'm completely terrible at judging my personality so who knows how much it fits. On the other hand, I know that I give and take an extra 50% damage with Scorpios and have a 25% damage penalty to Leos and Aquariouses.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2009, 11:30:40 PM »

Leo/Dragon
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2009, 06:18:29 AM »

I, like most Aquarians, am sexy and brilliant and am a capable water-bender.

Aquarius
Tiger
A+

What up with all the aquarians up in here
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2009, 08:21:25 AM »

Ox: Dependable, calm, methodical, born leader, patient, hardworking, ambitious, conventional, steady, modest, logical, resolute, tenacious. Can be stubborn, narrow-minded, materialistic, rigid, demanding... Whatever.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »

Can't you guys just look up my fucking birthday? :nyoro~n:

And yeah, even as the kind of glassy-eyed half-wit that has fun with just about every other kind of bogus mysticism, I look at zodiac stuff with disdain.

Well, except for when I play FF:Tactics. I am all over that shit then.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2009, 08:45:34 AM »

Libra.
Wood Ox.

I'M A SCORPIO!

What's my horoscope?????

YOU'RE GONNA DIE FUCKING!
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2009, 09:01:11 AM »

I'm also a monkey.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2009, 10:10:20 AM »

Taurus
And Wood Ox

That's right. Double Bovine, baby.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2009, 10:57:54 AM »

Cancer.

Boar.

Um...
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2009, 07:10:56 PM »

My birthday fell after January 1 but before the Chinese New Year, so I could either be an Ox or a Tiger.  My boyfriend in boarding school was Chinese and his mom said I was just the tail of the Ox.  Then she taught me how to cook and be a proper Chinese wife.
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Re: Hey pretty mama won't you give me a sign?
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2009, 08:14:55 PM »

I AM A CANCER

A CANCER OF THE DOG
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