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Re: CANDY
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2009, 10:27:47 PM »

All the hate on Twizzlers in this thread has given me a major craving for Twizzlers Cherry Pull & Peel, aka the greatest candy known to man.

Not only were they the tastiest confections of my childhood - I learned how to tie the clove hitch and bowline using them!
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2009, 10:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Niku
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Oooh, that struck a nerve  :whoops:

Anybody heard of Spree?  I used to love those things.  Though the first time I went seeking them out I accidentally wound up with a pack of ShockTarts instead, since they had similar wrappers.  Boy did that ever hurt.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2009, 10:55:56 PM »

Niku is serious about his eats.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »

nobody who likes skittles is actually human
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #104 on: December 20, 2009, 11:40:18 PM »

Niku doesn't like tasting the rainbow. Tastes too much like Black Lesbian Jews for him. He had enough of that from his home life.

He lives in a wacky 80's sitcom, you see.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #105 on: December 20, 2009, 11:58:26 PM »

LATOYA GREENBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #106 on: December 21, 2009, 12:40:19 AM »

Anybody heard of Spree?  I used to love those things.  Though the first time I went seeking them out I accidentally wound up with a pack of ShockTarts instead, since they had similar wrappers.  Boy did that ever hurt.

My best memory of Spree is pressing my tongue on paper and looking at the blood patterns after I ate them. Good candy, but you can't eat too many at a time.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2009, 12:48:13 AM »

mouth full of gummi bears end thread
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #108 on: December 21, 2009, 12:50:34 AM »

skittles are abominations
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #109 on: December 21, 2009, 12:57:16 AM »

frozen gummi bears are like incredible rocks that you can melt with the heat of your mouth

this is why sweet cream with gummi bears is the best flavor+mixin combo at marble slab
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #110 on: December 21, 2009, 12:59:15 AM »

I love Starbursts but ever since one pulled a cap out I generally don't eat them.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #111 on: December 21, 2009, 12:59:42 AM »

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Re: CANDY
« Reply #112 on: December 21, 2009, 04:00:45 AM »

Starburst jelly beans are great, aside from those fucking green apple ones.

Green apple anything is gross.

Unless you're talking about actual green apples, in which case, they are best accompanied by sharp cheddar, gouda or room-temperature brie. For best results, add a loaf of crusty french bread and take a loved one on a picnic.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #113 on: December 21, 2009, 06:48:13 AM »

I love Starbursts but ever since one pulled a cap out I generally don't eat them.

Anybody heard of Spree?  I used to love those things.  Though the first time I went seeking them out I accidentally wound up with a pack of ShockTarts instead, since they had similar wrappers.  Boy did that ever hurt.

My best memory of Spree is pressing my tongue on paper and looking at the blood patterns after I ate them. Good candy, but you can't eat too many at a time.

How the fuck much candy do you have to eat for this shit to happen!? Jesus christ guys, you're all going to lose all of your teeth.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #114 on: December 21, 2009, 08:22:57 AM »

Maybe they're secretly British.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #115 on: December 21, 2009, 09:21:54 AM »

If someone buys you a packet of Thrills, it means they hate you and you swear too much.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #116 on: December 21, 2009, 09:30:46 AM »

Do marshmallows count as candy?  I think they are candy.  I've always wanted to try real ones, not the horrible ones that you make s'mores with that you get at the store :(
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #117 on: December 21, 2009, 09:50:05 AM »

I love Starbursts but ever since one pulled a cap out I generally don't eat them.

Anybody heard of Spree?  I used to love those things.  Though the first time I went seeking them out I accidentally wound up with a pack of ShockTarts instead, since they had similar wrappers.  Boy did that ever hurt.

My best memory of Spree is pressing my tongue on paper and looking at the blood patterns after I ate them. Good candy, but you can't eat too many at a time.

How the fuck much candy do you have to eat for this shit to happen!? Jesus christ guys, you're all going to lose all of your teeth.

The spree thing is just something they make the candy with. I remember one time trying some Spree Popsicles and ended up making my lips crack open and bleed so much my mother thought I'd been slashed in the mouth.

Got like fifty bucks worth of free candy out of it though for not running to the press about it I think. I was like ten.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #118 on: December 21, 2009, 11:27:21 AM »

I've never heard of Spree.

(one Google search later)
Oh god, they look like tiddlywinks. No wonder you guys lacerated your mouths.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #119 on: December 21, 2009, 11:34:35 AM »

I know Spree is a little rough, but I never got a lacerated mouth from them.

But speaking of mouth destroying candy... I remember getting these Caramel candies that my great aunt had at her house. They were so tough, yet so chewy, that I recall losing bits of (my admittedly very weak) teeth in them.
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