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Re: CANDY
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2009, 10:15:04 PM »

CANDY BARS WITH NUTS ARE CONFUSING TO EAT THATS WHY THEY DONT PLACE IN TOP THREE
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2009, 10:22:43 PM »

Toblerone is the best chocolate that looks like an anti-tank fortification
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2009, 10:26:49 PM »

I always thought nuts in candy bars just made the candy bar taste terrible.  Like peanut/almond M&Ms, the nut aspect inevitably overpowers everything else.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2009, 10:28:19 PM »

A lot on this thread has been said when I wasn't looking. But observe, now, as I demonstrate onto you a truth as right and just as Candeus himself:

The best candy... is pink candy. Let there be no other divisions, no more factions, none save for the pink candy, which is always best, and regular candy, which is not as good as pink candy.

Also, cinnamon candy is fucking disgusting, and those who eat it are to die and be banished to Candy Hell, wherein snakes made out of gummy will eat their eyes and worms made out of gummy will fester in their throats. And that is the truth, praise be to Candeus.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2009, 10:30:40 PM »

It is heresy to suggest pink Starbursts are superior to the red ones.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2009, 10:32:28 PM »

Pink candy is good, this is true. Unfortunately Starburst in general do not have the correct consistency (it is like poorly made gum) and are also slightly sour. Sour candy can be good, but when the aim is to be sweet and not sour, what are you doing? Starburst is an exercise in ruining people's candy perceptions. I do not understand Starburst. Also, they have the unfortunate quality of covering your tastebuds, so you can't eat anything else and expect to taste it.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2009, 10:36:42 PM »

Not unlike Sour Patch Kids' tendency to render your tastebuds totally inert for a couple days while your mouth attempts to turn back to normal from being made entirely of sandpaper.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2009, 10:37:05 PM »

CANDY OM NOM NOM NOM

CANDY OM NOM NOM NOM
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2009, 11:14:39 PM »

I didn't read all of yyler's thing but I think by those criteria including the number-of-ripoffs one the best candy objectively is actually:

Gummy Bears.

...yeah, you know what, I am 100% going to stand by that statement.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2009, 11:15:49 PM »

I find most gummy candy to be pretty disgusting, personally, but I think that's just because of the texture.  That or I'm a fucking weirdo; either is equally likely.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2009, 11:21:08 PM »

I remember enjoying the consistency of gummy tarantulas and gummy rats for what fleeting period I lived near a place that sold the fucking things.  Memory serving, the outside is nothing like gummy bears, and is vaguely smooth/dryish-powdery in the way that the bottom white part of Haribo gummy frogs, but still retaining the gummy firmness (unlike said frog parts).
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2009, 11:24:29 PM »

gummy anything is an atrocity
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2009, 11:25:12 PM »

I used to love the fuck out of gummy spiders but they tasted nothing at all like what you're describing.  They're extremely slick and jiggly, almost like Jell-O.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2009, 11:26:51 PM »

gummy anything is an atrocity

Fuck you.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2009, 11:29:12 PM »

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Re: CANDY
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2009, 11:30:15 PM »

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Re: CANDY
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2009, 11:36:02 PM »

idgi
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2009, 11:49:06 PM »

Unfortunately Starburst in general do not have the correct consistency (it is like poorly made gum)

The Japanese Hi Chew candy has the correct consistency.  It is like well-made gum you are supposed to swallow.  It is fantastic.

Also I read every word and while you are technically correct, Snickers.  Nuts are only complicating things if you're a QUITTER.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2009, 11:57:04 PM »

Snickers is a hard candy bar to measure, because it does have nuts but it also does nuts correctly, which in any other case isn't even an idea. It's like if you have a kid and it's a boy. That means the boy has a dick. If you have a candy bar with nuts it's bad. But Snickers? Snickers is hard to measure.

It'd probably be 4th or 5th on my list.
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Re: CANDY
« Reply #79 on: December 20, 2009, 03:41:53 AM »

What's the consensus regarding Now & Later's? They're like Starbursts, only more difficult.
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