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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #100 on: May 05, 2008, 09:15:44 PM »

Yeah, well, that's a Yankee fan for you.  You've got to be damaged to get defensive over a team that's won 26 World Series.  It's like going to a casino and rooting for the house.

Red Sox fans don't murder because Red Sox fans know they're right.

I'm reminded of an old story linked on Pyoko a while back about an athiest and a Christian who got into a philosophical argument, and I'm pretty sure the Christian ended up stabbing the athiest.


EDIT: LD just said "Once you hit someone, you're wrong," but I think last time we had that discussion we had to switch boards.   :nyoro~n:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #101 on: May 05, 2008, 09:21:11 PM »

I don't know why that edit made me laugh so hard.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2008, 09:35:02 PM »

The rivalry between the Red Sox and the Yankees, though embodying nothing besides blind competition for the sake of competition, has been used as an excuse for some of the most savage intoxicated beatdowns I've ever seen. Much like how folks use it to wave their dicks around and justify random acts of violence, this lady likely just saw it as an opportunity to shut off her brain and drive her car into The Bad Guys.

People just... kinda... want to hurt each other. It's fun.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2008, 09:40:55 PM »

EDIT: LD just said "Once you hit someone, you're wrong," but I think last time we had that discussion we had to switch boards.   :nyoro~n:

I thought about making that joke and then forgot took the high road.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #104 on: May 06, 2008, 12:32:51 PM »

Man, I guess baseball is a slightly more interesting sport to get violent about than soccer.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2008, 07:20:26 PM »

I dunno, watching the jays lose again tonight was pretty nonviolent.

Of course that's because I was all but strip searched prior to entry.

THANKS GUYS, WOULD NOT DO AGAIN, ETC.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2008, 07:58:30 PM »

Heh.  They don't even touch you anymore at Fenway.  They used to, years ago, but now they only look inside bags.

btw, sorry about the Jays.  Their pitching is phenomenal, but they can't buy a fucking run; if I were Roy Halladay, I'd beg for a trade at this point.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #107 on: May 06, 2008, 08:06:11 PM »

Heh. The no-name closer was actually amazing... and no one even knew who the hell he was.

S'ok, I'm not really a baseball fan anymore at all... but a free ticket is a tempting lure.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2008, 08:09:01 PM »

Heh.

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:shrug: Got nuthin' else, move along, move along.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2008, 08:14:03 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »

Hah, I just came here to post that.

Where's that image of the Michael Haggar Mayoral Decree when you need it?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2008, 09:02:42 PM »

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The senior class president at Muskogee High School in 2007, he served as president of both the Young Republicans and the Young Democrats clubs.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #112 on: May 18, 2008, 01:43:46 PM »

All they had to see was the (r) next to his name to decide their vote

The greater tulsa area is one of the most frighteningly religious places I've ever been in my life; It's honestly pretty scary. ORU is a college where until a few years ago, women weren't allowed to have short hair or wear pants. We also had a witch trial a couple of years ago.

edit: Not making any of this up
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #113 on: May 20, 2008, 01:16:15 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #114 on: May 20, 2008, 04:25:17 PM »

The Bio teacher at our school is a creationist. He tells the students, "You know, you've got to be skeptical about some of these things," and then teaches the curriculum.

Personally, I don't think there's really a conflict. As long as teachers do their jobs, and don't push their beliefs on kids (our Socials teachers aren't allowed to tell students what party they vote for), I don't see a problem.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #115 on: May 20, 2008, 05:02:28 PM »

You may have missed the part of the article where the teachers were ignoring the curriculum and teaching creationism anyway.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #116 on: May 20, 2008, 05:13:43 PM »

War in Israel leads to flying cars.

8 years late, but we're going to do this even if it takes a fucking jihad to get it off the ground.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #117 on: May 20, 2008, 10:59:23 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #118 on: May 28, 2008, 07:37:22 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #119 on: May 29, 2008, 08:01:40 PM »

BC couple attempts to sell baby on Craigslist.

Jesus.

What a horrible goddamn thing to do.

Who the fuck is going to pay 10k for a 7dayer? I mean maybe for a newborn but seriously the meat is all tough and stringy by 4 days
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