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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #920 on: May 14, 2009, 05:59:01 PM »

Poor guy.  He's got all of Gandhi's conviction but none of his intelligence, personality, or education.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #921 on: May 15, 2009, 07:20:09 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #922 on: May 17, 2009, 11:16:28 PM »

Quote
In a lengthy article on Donald Rumsfeld’s rocky tenure as Defense Secretary, GQ published never-before-seen cover sheets from top-secret intelligence briefings produced by Rumsfeld’s Pentagon. Starting in the days surrounding the U.S. invasion of Iraq, the cover sheets featured inspirational Bible verses printed over military images, “and were delivered by Rumsfeld himself to the White House” to the president, “who referred to America’s war on terror as a ‘crusade,’” GQ writes.
Via Thinkprogress.

GQ article with pictures of the alleged cover sheets

This is pretty fucked up if it's true.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #923 on: May 18, 2009, 12:34:12 PM »

Biden gives away the location of his secret bunker.

Just... just stop talking.  Just... stop... talking.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #924 on: May 18, 2009, 03:09:37 PM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #925 on: May 18, 2009, 03:24:57 PM »

Body-altering to win in a pageant?  Unthinkable.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #926 on: May 18, 2009, 03:32:40 PM »

But the great part is how every single one of the 20 contestants got up and left when the inspectors arrived.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #927 on: May 18, 2009, 03:46:37 PM »

Honestly it's not their fault, it's the judges'.  It's not like baseball where you could possibly match an abuser's home-run count if you're just plain good enough.  These guys are in a "how big is your shit" contest, and the committee will go ahead and pick the obviously unnatural bodies (in partnership with the Missing the Fucking Point Council) to such an extent that anybody who's not pumped full of hormones may as well not even bother.  It's like there's a sign outside the door that says "You must be this dangerously modified to enter."
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #928 on: May 18, 2009, 07:36:26 PM »



You rang?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #929 on: May 19, 2009, 02:50:39 AM »

I played that game, and Duke took a LOT of steroids.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #930 on: May 19, 2009, 06:54:03 AM »

I knew a guy who read bodybuilding magazines. I happened to glance through one once, and it was grotesque. Made Duke look positively normal by comparison.

And then he started putting the posters on his walls.  :ohgod: :barf: :endit:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #931 on: May 19, 2009, 07:38:26 AM »

Truth. Duke has nothing on those "bronzed" vein-studded monstrosities. It's like a Rob Liefield illustration* in real life.

The women like that are even scarier.

*I use the term loosely here.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #932 on: May 19, 2009, 12:23:52 PM »

Apparently, the bodybuilders dehydrate to get that lumpy veiny look.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #933 on: May 19, 2009, 12:27:59 PM »

Don't tell me that's what Fremen look like.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #934 on: May 19, 2009, 12:28:11 PM »

Apparently, the bodybuilders dehydrate to get that lumpy veiny look.
Yup, and go on some crazy all-protein diet, too. Ironically, they're at their physically weakest during the show.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #935 on: May 19, 2009, 12:30:51 PM »

So that's the time to kill them!
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #936 on: May 19, 2009, 03:08:10 PM »

Apparently, the bodybuilders dehydrate to get that lumpy veiny look.

Among other things.  You basically go on a MASSIVE protein-heavy diet for a period of time, pump all kinds of iron, and then for a while before the show you have to go from EATING THE WORLD to a super-restrictive diet and heavy aerobics.  The idea is you first bulk up as much as possible and then burn off all the fat at once to get that "chiseled" look.  Then, yeah, you dehydrate for a few days to get rid of the water, so your body is literally nothing but muscles and veins.

As strong as those guys look, a punch at that point would probably knock them right over, screaming and spasming from the direct nerve damage until they dry heave and pass out.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #937 on: May 20, 2009, 10:51:27 AM »

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #938 on: May 20, 2009, 11:12:20 AM »

You know, sometimes I wonder: if we called the detainees at Gitmo Sex Offenders, would there be an uproar over them getting tortured?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #939 on: May 20, 2009, 12:15:02 PM »

They'll all get eaten by the snakes, it's okay.
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